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re: Alright Mizzou, let's have some fun...give me your best jokes about UF

Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15512 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:18 pm to
Stick to the final four ones, those are actually pretty good
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111508 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Wrong. If you had to, you could eat the bowling ball. Or the standard only fitting "three fingers in the bowling ball" punchline.


Sofa
The man. The myth. The legend.

Posted by MizzouSoftballFan
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
90 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 6:03 pm to
What does a Missouri girl and a Florida girl say when you ask them to make out.

Missouri girls says yes you can.

Florida girl says yes y'all can
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54631 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 6:03 pm to
Q <> How do you get a gator out of your house?
A <> Throw a Natty Lite in the street

Q <> How do you get a criminole out of your house?
A <> Throw a free shoes in the street

Q <> How do you get Truman out of your house?
A <> Mention your neighbor has weed problems

Q <> How do you know Maty is driving in front of you?
A <> The car is in the middle of the road

Q <> Why don't you bend over in front of a Clemson fan?
A <> Because Taters got eyes

Q <> How do you spot a smart Clemson fan?
A <> They are the one that can count to Tater

Q <> Guy walks into a bar
A <> CORRECTION : Gary walks into a bar
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