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Alright Mizzou, let's have some fun...give me your best jokes about UF
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:12 pm
I'll start with one or two about you.
How do you keep Mizzou fans out of your city?
Host the Final Four.
What did the Mizzou football player do after approaching a stop sign?
I don't know. He's still there.
How do you keep Mizzou fans out of your city?
Host the Final Four.
What did the Mizzou football player do after approaching a stop sign?
I don't know. He's still there.
This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 3:12 pm
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:13 pm to roadGator
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:13 pm to roadGator
First one was funny. I laughed.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:13 pm to LSU_Anthony
I'll get to you nutria eating fart faces later. Wait your turn. 
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:14 pm to roadGator
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:15 pm to roadGator
Original. I remember you saying something like that on a recent post. 
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:15 pm to zelman
Ban yourself.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:16 pm to roadGator
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How do you keep Mizzou fans out of your city?
Host the Final Four.
Won't lie, that one's good.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:16 pm to LSU_Anthony
I have a fan. I do autographs on Fridays. Get in line early. 
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:17 pm to roadGator
What do you get when you mix Mizzou and football?
Nothing. Cause they haven't won shite.
Nothing. Cause they haven't won shite.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:23 pm to roadGator
I'll play.
How do you get a Florida graduate off of your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
What do you get when you mix a pair of Wranglers and scissors?
A Florida fan.
How do you get a Florida graduate off of your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
What do you get when you mix a pair of Wranglers and scissors?
A Florida fan.
This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:25 pm to ForeverGator
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What do you get when you mix Mizzou and football?
Nothing. Cause they haven't won shite.
Won't lie, that one sucked.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:28 pm to Remote Controlled
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What do you get when you mix a pair of Wranglers and scissors?
A Florida fan.
Nice
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:28 pm to roadGator
I have a house in florida.. so i'll sit this one out.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:29 pm to Remote Controlled
I use that one for FSU fans. 
You may be from Missouri if...
...design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
...if you put your groceries in a "sack," instead of a "bag."
Q: How is a Springfield girl different from a bowling ball?
A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up.
You may be from Missouri if...
...design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
...if you put your groceries in a "sack," instead of a "bag."
Q: How is a Springfield girl different from a bowling ball?
A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:31 pm to roadGator
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I use that one for FSU fans.
Cause it is true.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:31 pm to Remote Controlled
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A Florida fan.
Almost.
In the future and for your benefit...
What do you get when you hand a Florida fan scissors and a pair of jeans?
His new favorite pair of shorts.
This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:31 pm to roadGator
How many gators does it take to tackle Chris Weinke?
No one knows.
No one knows.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:32 pm to the808bass
Stay away from FSU boards.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:33 pm to the808bass
Q: Why did Missouri change their field from grass to artificial turf?
A: To keep the Tigers cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime.
I've always wondered about your turf.
A: To keep the Tigers cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime.
I've always wondered about your turf.
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