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Alabama police on high alert tonight

Posted on 1/9/17 at 10:32 am
Posted by 3morereps
The Gym
Member since Jun 2015
6735 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 10:32 am
Domestic violence is about to go through the roof tonight
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46563 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 10:33 am to
I'm going to sleep with your wife and kick your dog.
Posted by BarnHater
Member since May 2015
6766 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 10:33 am to
All oak trees are not safe.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21958 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 10:34 am to
Har dee fricking har.

Did you think up that one yourself?
Posted by elit4ce05
Member since Jun 2011
3743 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 10:35 am to
you really shouldn't let it affect you to that point.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118936 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 10:35 am to
Being that they win this every year, why would the celebration not just be fireworks or couch burning like UK does.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 10:36 am to
2 months worth of pre melting continues
Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
19670 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 10:37 am to
Hur dur
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
75840 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 10:40 am to
quote:

Domestic violence is about to go through the roof tonight


All those Auburn fans getting ready to beat up their wives when Alabama wins another title.

Sad really.
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30591 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 10:41 am to
quote:

I'm going to sleep with your wife and kick your dog.

You obviously haven't seen his wife!
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 10:43 am to
Bama win = Domestic abuse spikes in Chambers & Lee Counties (AL) and Louisiana


Clemson win = Howard's Rock is destroyed and domestic abuse spikes in AL
Posted by Crimson Mafia IIIX
Huntsville
Member since Feb 2011
3656 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 10:46 am to
Why? Is there a game tonight?

So many Bama national championships these last few years, you almost forget when it's time to play for another one.
Posted by GIbson05
Member since Feb 2009
4292 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 11:00 am to
I got my spike 80 ready to go...
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18615 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 11:15 am to
Well, I'm in Tampa and my sisterwife is back home. So she is safe.
Posted by ArCoRazorback
Member since Jun 2012
803 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 11:17 am to
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Alabama police on high alert tonight
I'm going to sleep with your wife and kick your dog.


Better than your average Gump who would stop to jack the dog off on the way out. At least the mutt won't be missing you..
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2727 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 11:20 am to
quote:

I'm going to sleep with your wife and kick your dog.


Don't kiss her. Heard she licks her a$$.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24110 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 11:25 am to
Yep. A lot of vaginas will be getting beaten up tonight. In 9 months, the maternity ward ate going to be packed.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20480 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 11:30 am to
RA'd for stupidity.
Posted by crimson crazy
Member since Oct 2008
20508 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 11:31 am to
Y'all really need to work on original material.
Posted by lsufan31
MS
Member since Mar 2013
2176 posts
Posted on 1/9/17 at 12:22 pm to
Lighten up Francis....
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