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Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:45 am to Nuts4LSU
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In SEC football, that is undoubtedly true. You have the most SEC titles, most wins, most national titles, a winning record against every SEC opponent, the most legendary coaches and the list goes on and on. We all bow to the achievements of Alabama football. But, when the confetti has dropped, the crystal ball has been placed in the trophy case, the rings have been handed out, and another number has been chiseled in behind Nick Saban's statue, you are still a state that has TWICE elected a state supreme court judge who has TWICE been removed from office for misconduct. You have elected a governor who was engaged in all manner of nefarious conduct, and you are still battling the likes of Mississippi, Louisiana and God knows who else to stay out of the bottom spot in every category that relates to quality of life. You have the history of George Wallace and Rosa Parks that will stain you forever, and literally no one outside the borders of your state will ever utter the words, "well, he graduated from the University of Alabama, so he's bound to be well-qualified". I grant that, judged by these standards, no SEC state and no SEC school other than Vanderbilt and maybe Texas A&M would fare very well, but that's kind of the point. You are one of the better turds in a stinking pile of shite. Congratulations, and Row Dam Tahd! Now, get your arse to bed because your sister's vibrator battery has run out again.
Or a shorter version: Yes, Alabama has had great success at the game of CFB. But, in the end, the school's in the state of Alabama.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:57 am to Nuts4LSU
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Nuts4LSU
Not reading that shite but screams LSU butthurt
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:01 am to 14&Counting
There may be states who can trash talk Alabama but Louisiana is not one of them. I mean who the frick do these inbred Cajuns think they are? Louisiana. ...LOL.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:02 am to Nuts4LSU
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In SEC football, that is undoubtedly true. You have the most SEC titles, most wins, most national titles, a winning record against every SEC opponent, the most legendary coaches and the list goes on and on. We all bow to the achievements of Alabama football. But, when the confetti has dropped, the crystal ball has been placed in the trophy case, the rings have been handed out, and another number has been chiseled in behind Nick Saban's statue, you are still a state that has TWICE elected a state supreme court judge who has TWICE been removed from office for misconduct. You have elected a governor who was engaged in all manner of nefarious conduct, and you are still battling the likes of Mississippi, Louisiana and God knows who else to stay out of the bottom spot in every category that relates to quality of life. You have the history of George Wallace and Rosa Parks that will stain you forever, and literally no one outside the borders of your state will ever utter the words, "well, he graduated from the University of Alabama, so he's bound to be well-qualified". I grant that, judged by these standards, no SEC state and no SEC school other than Vanderbilt and maybe Texas A&M would fare very well, but that's kind of the point. You are one of the better turds in a stinking pile of shite. Congratulations, and Row Dam Tahd! Now, get your arse to bed because your sister's vibrator battery has run out again.
Says a man whose state kept electing Huey Long every time he ran for office. You're right, our state politics are sleazy and sordid. But yours is no better by any stretch.
This post was edited on 7/23/17 at 10:03 am
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:11 am to Nuts4LSU
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literally no one outside the borders of your state will ever utter the words, "well, he graduated from the University of Alabama, so he's bound to be well-qualified".
Bama's Accounting, MBA, Law School, etc... have all traditionally ranked inside the Top 25 fairly consistently. The Culverhouse School of Accountancy is ranked inside the top 10 every year.
In addition, 40% of our Freshman class scored a 30 or higher on the ACT, which is outrageous for a class of almost 8,000 students.
You, sir, are a clown.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:15 am to coachcrisp
quote:Hah! Jokes on you. You have to be competitive to be a rival and we haven't beat bama in 10 years
why any rival fan would even respond to this thread.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:48 am to harmonics
Long live the king:
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:54 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:That's a classic stereotypical Gump. All Bama, All the Time. 365. No life outside of supporting Alabama football.
this is what your thinking about at 1am? Your penis must be microscopic
They've even spawned the LSU "Lump" moniker.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 11:33 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
You must be pretty gay to be thinking about a guys penis when you open a topic about sports.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 11:39 am to harmonics
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And they own your heads
True story.....
It will be such a glorious day when Alabama returns to mediocrity. True story!
Posted on 7/23/17 at 11:42 am to harmonics
Your sister is waiting for you..
Posted on 7/23/17 at 1:13 pm to harmonics
There's no need to throw it up to other fans when it is this good. Show some class.
Enjoying the run and appreciate all the effort and hard work from coaches and players. It's a great time to Roll Tide!
This post was edited on 7/23/17 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 7/23/17 at 5:03 pm to harmonics
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Alabama is the king
And they own your heads
True story.....
That's what Sweet T said.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 5:06 pm to harmonics
Additionally, sir...thank you for reminding me that football season is nigh.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 5:36 pm to harmonics
Greatest dynasty of all time is NFL factory the U but y'all are SEC-ond as in the SEC-ond best conference and being 1 SEC-ond from beating Clemson
Posted on 7/23/17 at 5:38 pm to harmonics
University of Alabama protects rapists and has a rape culture problem bigger than Baylor. Get ready, yall next.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 6:24 pm to Nuts4LSU
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TWICE elected a state supreme court judge who has TWICE been removed from office for misconduct. You have elected a governor who was engaged in all manner of nefarious conduct, and you are still battling the likes of Mississippi, Louisiana and God knows who else to stay out of the bottom spot in every category that relates to quality of life.
Don't forget the great folks of Lee County who reelected a legislator under multiple indictments and then his publican peers put him back in as House Speaker only to have him kicked out when he was convicted, or the treasonous Beauregard. God I hope Beauregard does not come home!
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:51 pm to harmonics
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And they own your heads
True story.....
Must be related to Harvey Updyke, and will need to be put on suicide watch once Saban retires.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:24 pm to harmonics
:soon:
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