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Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:25 pm to Sao
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"From the outside looking in you can't understand it, and from the inside looking out you can't explain it" ...
Are you still trying to explain why you think that girl isn't ugly?
Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:26 pm to ArmyHogs
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IMO Soldiers are pussies.
Obviously they aren't or we wouldn't have one as a Yell Leader. No girls allowed.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:28 pm to cardboardboxer
You don't think she's hot??
Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:32 pm to WRTC
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All I know is they pull way more and way hotter ladies than 99.9999% of the posters on this board.
Lots of brawds have gay friends, this is nothing new.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:32 pm to Sao
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You don't think she's hot??
Your avatar.
Golf ball.
Garden hose.
Through it.
Sucking.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:33 pm to cardboardboxer
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Are you still trying to explain why you think that girl isn't ugly?
That is no way to talk about his mother.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:33 pm to Sao
She looks like the other girls teased her by calling her "Plain Jane" in high school. If she popped up on tv living in some Mormon Compound wearing a dress from the 1800's it would be a perfect fit.
She is at best Little House on the Prairie hot. Not major college campus hot. Even at A&M.
Maybe if we saw the whole picture...
She is at best Little House on the Prairie hot. Not major college campus hot. Even at A&M.
Maybe if we saw the whole picture...
This post was edited on 3/6/15 at 3:34 pm
Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:33 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
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Your avatar.
Golf ball.
Garden hose.
Through it.
Sucking.
No WAY does that chick have DSL. Quite the opposite actually.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:36 pm to Big Block Stingray
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When A&M was an all-male military college in 1907, students often invited ladies from Texas Women’s University (Dykes) to take the train to College Station to attend Aggie football games. Then as now, a certain amount of tickets were set aside for guests, and these would be handed out based on seniority, so freshmen were rarely able to bring guests to the games.
According to legend, during one football game the Aggies were being out-scored so badly (arse-Reamed) that the ladies were threatening to leave the game from boredom (Duh). Therefore, the upperclassmen ordered the freshmen, or “fish,” to find a way to entertain the bored ladies (Friend Zoned). The freshmen raided a janitor’s closet and changed into the white coveralls they found there, and began leading the crowd in yells from the track in front of the stands. The freshmen got so much attention from the ladies that it was decided that only upperclassmen would be allowed to participate in this entertainment in the future.
This post was edited on 3/6/15 at 3:38 pm
Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:46 pm to Sao
That is the reason we tell the outsiders.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:49 pm to cardboardboxer
Happy Friday
Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:50 pm to cardboardboxer
So in truth, the bitches bolted and the tradition of humping it began.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:52 pm to Sao
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So in truth, the bitches bolted and the tradition of humping it began.
Close.
I will give you a hint:
You call them milk men. And it looks like they have milk jars. But they aren't milk men nor is it milk in the jars.
For any more information than that you need to officially join the cult, even if it is just an e-Join like JFF.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:59 pm to cardboardboxer
Your Jizz Jar and this...
Why??
Flight of the Great Pumpkin
Why??
Flight of the Great Pumpkin
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In 1973 or therabouts, a certain outfit in the regiment, one C-2, filled a pumpkin with some of the most vile items imaginable (Dead cats, feces, urine, and other assorted nasty items), and tossed said pumpkin into the band dorm making an awful mess.
Ever since then, they try and get this nasty pumpkin into the band dorm on Halloween each year.
The Aggie Band Freshman defend the dorm from the attackers made up of C-2 upperclassmen. My freshman year they had 5 decoy pumpkins come straight up the quad while they tried to sneak the real vile pumpkin through the side door by approaching from behind the band hall. They failed, but it was a close run thing.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:07 pm to Sao
Sometimes a jar isn't big enough to hold all the jizz. The pumpkin was the natural upgrade.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:10 pm to cardboardboxer
Pumpkins can have faces carved into them, makes for easier filling
Posted on 3/6/15 at 5:29 pm to Sao
Wtf kind of school doesn't do a jizz pumpkin on Halloween?
Posted on 3/6/15 at 5:33 pm to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Don't make me start throwing Holy Water around and chanting "The power of Christ compels you" Aggies.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 5:53 pm to Arksulli
The power of jizz compels aggy
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