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re: Aggy Yell Leader Genesis: Care To Guess?
Posted on 3/6/15 at 1:54 pm to OBReb6
Posted on 3/6/15 at 1:54 pm to OBReb6
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How brave of him to triumph through the days of "don't ask don't tell"
That post really backfired on TexasAg. In the worst kind of way.
This post was edited on 3/6/15 at 1:57 pm
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Posted on 3/6/15 at 1:57 pm to hawgfaninc
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how's your yellow Ferrari?
d'wha?
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:04 pm to cas4t
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bro doing a tour in Iraq makes him a hero
how dare you
When did this turn into a politics board?
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:05 pm to TeLeFaWx
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I'm glad you're back. You were always the king.
Amen, even if that chick is ugly.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:10 pm to Realistic Ag
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Realistic Ag
Thanks for keeping it real bro
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:11 pm to Realistic Ag
Still gay
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:11 pm to tilco
I help where I can. 
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:12 pm to Sao
The real story is this:
Four inmates escaped from the big prison down in Huntsville. They traveled the countryside of East Texas, stealing eggs from henhouses and eating wild honey, sleeping in the daytime, walking at night. Then one day they came upon the village of Bryan/College Station.
Concerned that the authorities were hot on their trail, they decided to try to blend into the crowd at an Aggie game to elude capture by the Texas Rangers. It was a very hot September day. The crowd was large, as the Aggies were playing their hated superiors/rivals from the prestigious Baylor University.
In the sun, these men were sweating heavily. Due to their general lack of hygeine and the wild honey they had been consuming along their trek, flies began to be attracted to these escaped inmates. They began to wildly swat these flies away, because these flies were big, and these flies were mean.
Aggies, seeing this, and always seeking to incorporate some new strange tradition into their lore, began to imitate the filthy convicts in their fly swatting.
Someone said "Its Tradition!" Another Aggie said "Good Bull!" The inmates were taken into the Aggie Family. Having been prisoners at Huntsville, these escaped convicts were adept at mansex. After the game (an Aggie victory!), the inmates taught the Aggies new and exciting buttplay techniques to use on each other. This cemented their place in the hearts of all Aggies and their place in Aggie lore.
Every year now, these four escaped convicts are memorialized as a new crop of yell leaders are chosen to dress in old fashioned prison jumpsuits and pretend to swat flies on the sidelines at Aggie football games.
Four inmates escaped from the big prison down in Huntsville. They traveled the countryside of East Texas, stealing eggs from henhouses and eating wild honey, sleeping in the daytime, walking at night. Then one day they came upon the village of Bryan/College Station.
Concerned that the authorities were hot on their trail, they decided to try to blend into the crowd at an Aggie game to elude capture by the Texas Rangers. It was a very hot September day. The crowd was large, as the Aggies were playing their hated superiors/rivals from the prestigious Baylor University.
In the sun, these men were sweating heavily. Due to their general lack of hygeine and the wild honey they had been consuming along their trek, flies began to be attracted to these escaped inmates. They began to wildly swat these flies away, because these flies were big, and these flies were mean.
Aggies, seeing this, and always seeking to incorporate some new strange tradition into their lore, began to imitate the filthy convicts in their fly swatting.
Someone said "Its Tradition!" Another Aggie said "Good Bull!" The inmates were taken into the Aggie Family. Having been prisoners at Huntsville, these escaped convicts were adept at mansex. After the game (an Aggie victory!), the inmates taught the Aggies new and exciting buttplay techniques to use on each other. This cemented their place in the hearts of all Aggies and their place in Aggie lore.
Every year now, these four escaped convicts are memorialized as a new crop of yell leaders are chosen to dress in old fashioned prison jumpsuits and pretend to swat flies on the sidelines at Aggie football games.
This post was edited on 3/6/15 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:12 pm to MaroonNation
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Doubtful but IDGAF if true. Was this listed on his pin-up calander page?
Yep, right before, "Likes sipping on Shiners and dipping in Lake Travis in the moonlight."
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:15 pm to Realistic Ag
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Roy May
Very cool story. Props to him
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:15 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
Big Mistake giving up that link.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:18 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
read this shite. This boy cheerleader tradition is serious business!!;$ quote:
littleelmag- here's a recap: Summer of 2013
- Kyle Cook and his fish camp took part in a series of offensive photos at the Bonfire memorial Sometime before the 2015 elections- Kyle Cook is nominated as part of the 5 for Yell block.
SGA Election commission uses an "instant runoff" election system in which students rank their votes. Votes are given a value based off of how students are ranked Right after the election results
-Steven Lanz (nonreg) elected yell leader with most vote points. Ben Ritchie (current yell leader) is not elected.
However, the campaign manager of 5 for yell challenges the legitimacy of the votes because of how only certain votes were counted which is believed to be the 1st place votes.
-Kyle Cook issues public apology for offensive Bonfire pictures claiming he wanted to do it after the election in order to make it more "sincere" and less forced.
Last week- All yell leader candidates agree that a runoff is necessary. Yell leaders point to how the SGA Election Commission's "instant runoff" system was in direct violation of the yell leader constitution. The revote is run in accordance to the yell leader constitution where students would choose 2 Jr. yell leader candidates and 3 Sr. yell leader candidates with all votes being equal.
Today: Justice is served. Kyle Cook loses yell leader election. Also, if you think the yell leader elections were entertaining, just look at the SBP elections.
It looks like something out of House of Cards. To 1,000,000 touchdowns ...and beyond
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:18 pm to Realistic Ag
He looks like Jean Claude Van Damme from Street Fighter
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:21 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
If you like Pina Coladas.....
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:23 pm to StarkRebel
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He looks like Jean Claude Van Damme from Street Fighter
Take it easy on JCvD bro.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:25 pm to Sao
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Kyle Cook and his fish camp took part in a series of offensive photos at the Bonfire memorial
One can only imagine what they were doing.
WTF is a fish camp?
Jesus, do they ever ever ever shy away from the stereo type? Do they even have a clue honestly?
It's like mennonites or something.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:27 pm to cas4t
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any real soldier has done at least 2 tours
you're a POS, and he would curb stomp your face a-hole
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:29 pm to STLhog
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That dude is like 40?
Now you've done it. They are all going to tell you that he is a veteran who returned from two tours in Iraq/Afghanistan and you hate America and veterans.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 2:30 pm to texag7
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That "dude" is a 12 year military veteran who guarded President Reagans body while it laid in state and also the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. He also did a year tour in Iraq.
Turns out I was too late.
Like fricking clockwork.
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