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Aggies, no flame, but we need to know once and for all

Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:38 am
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:38 am
What the frick is going on in this gif? WHY ARE THEY GRABBING THEIR DICKS?



Posted by Tecate
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:40 am to
They're not grabbing their dicks. It's the balls stupid.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:41 am to
Then why are they grabbing their balls?
Posted by Tecate
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:41 am to
hell if I know
Posted by AstroAg17
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:42 am to
Makes em yell louder. We're trading pitch for volume.
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:43 am to
Second op of this on page 1 this morning

This is sad and I feel bad for you
Posted by KaiserSoze99
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:44 am to
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Then why are they grabbing their balls?

Because we Aggy are all a bunch of nut-grabbing figs, okay. Is that what you want to hear?

Because frick LSU.

Because shove a monster dildo up your arse sideways?



Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:45 am to
I really wanna know. frick ForeverGator, this is a serious thread.
Posted by TT9
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:45 am to
Vol fans obsession with balls. Manning got them hooked.
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:47 am to
Vol started this?
Posted by Manzielathon
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:47 am to
Because you gotta SQUEEZE ARMY
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:48 am to
quote:

Because we Aggy are all a bunch of nut-grabbing figs, okay. Is that what you want to hear?




Not particularly. I grab my balls at 9:51 AM Every morning, for good luck. Just wondering if you had a similar tradition
Posted by Spaceball 1
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:50 am to
Stupid saying taken literally. When games are close you'll hear "squeeze ags "
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:51 am to
Thanks




Oh and I just grabbed my balls
Posted by bama will rise again
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:53 am to
Lmao u ok in my book vol
Posted by KaiserSoze99
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Vol started this?

You must understand. "frick LSU" is the answer to all questions on the rant.



Q: Why are Bama fans so dumb?

A: Because frick LSU, that's why.

Q: Why is Georgia such an underachiever every MFing year?

A: Because frick LSU.

Q: Why are Aggy so homo?

A: Because frick LSU, that's why.


Posted by EKG
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Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:00 am to
You "need" to know, huh?

Each of us is homosexual.
I am a woman, so rather than grabbing my nuts, I stare at photos of naked breasts during TV timeouts.
But it's all the same.
When we apply for admission to TAMU, we write the phrase, "I give extra change for a dollar" next to our signatures, thereby alerting the appropriate personnel that we are to be given priority.
My dream is that one day all men will have smooth elbows and all women will be outdoorsy and well-read.
Posted by Ericvol2096
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:02 am to
If you want a serious answer here it is.

When you are screaming your abdomen puts serious strain on your testicals and you can pop a hernia very easily.

So if you support your nuts while screaming it will help keep that from happening.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:03 am to
Posted by cardboardboxer
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 10:25 am to
quote:

My dream is that one day all men will have smooth elbows and all women will be outdoorsy and well-read.



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