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re: Aggies: I have a question about one of your traditions.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:52 pm to Gradual_Stroke
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:52 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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The first swamprat I see I'm going to smash my cumjar over their ugly fricking dome.
The article addresses this self-hatred.
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Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:52 pm to LSU1NSEC
Look Tigers, don't be jealous of our cumjars. It's very "younger sibling" of you
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:53 pm to dallastiger55
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let them keep their gay traditions between them. It's best left unsaid
What happens in College Station stays in College Station.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:53 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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It's very "younger sibling" of you
That reminds me.
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The Little Brother You cannot discuss Texas A&M without discussing their unhealthy and preoccupying fixation with Texas. The relationship between Texas and Texas A&M is not unlike what we see from Michigan and Michigan State up in the north, with the exception being that Michigan State actually has significant success from time to time. Texas A&M has an overpowering little brother syndrome in relation to Texas that bleeds into everything that they do. If you ask an Aggie what they think of the Longhorns, assuming you’re fortunate enough to find one capable of communication beyond grunts and scrapes, you’ll be treated to a vulgar rant about the evils of Longhorn football complete with a fresh misting of spittle. While that Aggie continues to babble about class make your way to the nearest Texas fan and ask them what they think of the Aggies. The reaction you’ll get in return will fall somewhere between the broad range of a shrug to a disinterested laugh. Texas goes about their business in the spotlight while Texas A&M waits for the chance to drag them into their cabin, smash their ankles and either kill them or frick them. Possibly both.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:56 pm to SabiDojo
The cadets are menstruating? Interesting.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:57 pm to LSU1NSEC
Look man, I'm not the one asking about A&M cum on the eve of a road-trip to A&M.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:00 pm to Gradual_Stroke
Gradual Stroke, are you the pivot man?
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:00 pm to Gradual_Stroke
"Say fellers, where-er-whats this I hurr about jizzing all up in them thurr jars?....OH GROSS DUDE EW SICKOS" *fapcry*
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:02 pm to SabiDojo
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They’ve also been known to contain a magical pot pourri of other things like menstrual fluid.
Ugh, not this again. This is not true at all.
We mix it with cinnamon and sugar to enhance the flavor.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:03 pm to Projectpat
How much for a jar?
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:04 pm to Projectpat
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We mix it with cinnamon and sugar to enhance the flavor.
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:04 pm to Gradual_Stroke
If you leave on your desk, make sure it isn't in direct sunlight. If you do, it will "turn" fast.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:04 pm to Slippery Slope
Free. We give them as gifts to opposing fans. That is why the OP was asking, didn't want to look more stupid and fat than he already is.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:04 pm to SabiDojo
its delicious and nutritious
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:05 pm to CatFan81
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I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
There's a jar for that.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:05 pm to SabiDojo
god the faggies are so gay
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:05 pm to Slippery Slope
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How much for a jar?
Bout tree fiddy
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:05 pm to I Love Bama
don't talk shite fratdaddy unless you want some jar upside your bamabangs.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:06 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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There's a jar for that.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:06 pm to I Love Bama
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god the faggies are so gay
Most pathetic, un-creative troll attempt I have ever seen.
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