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Aggies: I have a question about one of your traditions.

Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:24 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83937 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:24 pm
Seriously, is this a tradition?

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As part of their pledging procedure each prospective cadet has to keep a jar filled with a variety of fluids provided by their senior cadets somewhere in their room (frequently under their bed). Those fluids almost always are excreted from the cadets themselves, usually as part of a ritual circle jerk where the cadets take turns ejaculating into the pledge’s jar. They’ve also been known to contain a magical pot pourri of other things like menstrual fluid.


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Posted by Smoke Ring
Scenic Highway Crackhouse
Member since Dec 2010
4242 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:25 pm to
It's for SEC weirdos to explore their sexuality and ask anonymous questions about cum.
This post was edited on 10/15/12 at 8:28 pm
Posted by FincAg11
San Antonio
Member since May 2012
414 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:26 pm to
el oh el
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:27 pm to
Wouldn't surprise me. Ghey Aggies gonna ghey.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83937 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

el oh el



Look, I've heard many different things about the Aggies. I figured you guys would want to set the record straight.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123625 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:30 pm to
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
40971 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:31 pm to
Based on both of Ag's responses, sounds like the answer is "yes".

Posted by FincAg11
San Antonio
Member since May 2012
414 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:34 pm to
Like about 98% of the student body, I was not in the corps.

I can't really help you.
Posted by Bob Ag
Austin
Member since Aug 2011
3008 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:37 pm to
Of course its true. Every aggie has a jizz jar in their pocket.
Posted by DWag215
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2011
7215 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:37 pm to
Yes.

We've been over this countless times.

Mine is displayed prominently on my desk at work (next to the monitor). It's a great ice breaker.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27723 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:37 pm to
let them keep their gay traditions between them. It's best left unsaid what they are about because in reality 99.9999999% of America could give two shits about A&M
Posted by DWag215
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2011
7215 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

in reality 99.9999999% of America could give two shits about A&M

How lucky are we that the elusive .00000001% who does made an appearance?!
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:49 pm to
The first swamprat I see I'm going to smash my cumjar over their ugly fricking dome.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:49 pm to
Totally true, why would you question this? You mean to tell me you don't have jizz jars at your school?
Posted by aggressor
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2011
8714 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:49 pm to
Are people really stupid enough to buy these trolls? I'm a 2nd Generation Aggie who was in the Corps like my father before me and have never heard of any of this crap.

By the way, you don't "pledge" in the Corps.

Please kill this thread, it's just insulting and spreading false information.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:49 pm to




they don't have jizzjars. How sad.





This post was edited on 10/15/12 at 8:50 pm
Posted by X
Member since Jun 2010
3516 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:50 pm to
You are the first poster to bring this to the board's attention. Good job.
Posted by BamaMan45
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
1691 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

The first swamprat I see I'm going to smash my cumjar over their ugly fricking dome.

Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:50 pm to
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
4447 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:51 pm to
Not sure if serious? :beatdeadhorse:
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