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After we beat USCe in the SECCG and Stanford in the BCSCG this year...

Posted on 7/11/13 at 9:57 am
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 7/11/13 at 9:57 am
...what will be the comments from Ranttards?

My predictions:

"Easy schedule."

"Two good years and you thing you are an elite program"?

"A&M will be back to being A&M once Sumlin is elected president."

"You Aggies are about to find out how shitty a coach Sumlin is now that JFF has ascended into heaven."

"Congrats on finally doing something in your entire worthless, mediocre existence. It only took you 118 years."

"Well, good job and all, but let's see if you can MAINTAIN it, Aggies."

"Your whole existence is nothing without JFF. You'll go back to nothing once he is finally convicted for his hate crime and sentenced to 50 years in a supermax."

"Y'all wouldn't have done shite if JFF had to actually go to class."

"BYE, was an emotionally draining opponent right after losing to Alabama. Good thing you got us the week after we played BYE or you wouldn't have won shite."

"The longhorns were right."

"28-20-3"

"41-25-3"

"Major FedEx/corvette cheating going on in College Station. Prepare your anuses. The NCAA is about to wreck shop."

"This was the worst year for BCSCG opponents. You're lucky you didn't have to do it last year when there were better opponents to choose from."




Feel free to add to the list now, rather than later.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 7/11/13 at 9:58 am to
here's one: 'wake up honey, you've been dreaming again'.

Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 9:59 am to
It would be an absolute nightmare for Arky fans, I'm sure.
Posted by tween the hedges
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 7/11/13 at 9:59 am to


Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 10:00 am to
quote:

It would be an absolute nightmare for Arky fans, I'm sure.


yeah, that's it.

Posted by Phil Wenneck
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
582 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 10:01 am to
F-cking excellent thread
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 10:01 am to
quote:

KaiserSoze99


Oh look a douchey post by this douche.

quote:

Your whole existence is nothing without JFF. You'll go back to nothing once he is finally convicted for his hate crime and sentenced to 50 years in a supermax


this though.
This post was edited on 7/11/13 at 10:03 am
Posted by Fipitan
Bayou
Member since Dec 2012
1444 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 10:01 am to
"gotdamn, it's fricking cold down here. Satan, turn that fricking heat up, punk."
Posted by Tilco Baller
[posi] nega barner
Member since Jun 2012
1563 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 10:03 am to
There is nothing in this thread title that will come true.
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13070 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 10:04 am to
If you win the BCS you'll get credit for it.

If you lose it, you will be a disgrace forever.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30244 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 10:05 am to
quote:

KaiserSoze99


I had no fricking idea aTm was such a damn "look at me" fanbase. Been in the conference 1 year and we get shite like this.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 10:05 am to
quote:

If you win the BCS you'll get credit for it.

Maybe from you, but for many more, bullshite.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24930 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 10:06 am to
I don't know which is worse on this board:

Alabama fans being pompous assholes because Alabama has won 3 out of the last 4 national championships.

Or Texas A&M fans being pompous assholes because A&M has won 1 out of the last 74 national championships.
This post was edited on 7/11/13 at 10:08 am
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 10:07 am to
quote:

I had no fricking idea aTm was such a damn "look at me" fanbase. Been in the conference 1 year and we get shite like this.

You've missed the point of this thread. Have you been away from the rant recently?
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42351 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 10:08 am to
What will be the aggy excuse(s) when you finish the season playing in the Music City Bowl?

Military School?
No Womens allowed until xxxx year?
Sumlin doesn't have "his guys"?
Our Defense would have been good enough for the big12?
Other?
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 10:08 am to
When it doesn't happen this thread will be bumped for sure.
Posted by Fipitan
Bayou
Member since Dec 2012
1444 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 10:09 am to
quote:

I had no fricking idea aTm was such a damn "look at me" fanbase. Been in the conference 1 year and we get shite like this.



Reason # 34,485,294 we don't need State to start competing for the SECC or NC's either. Two successful little brother programs in the SEC would be completely fricking unbearable.
This post was edited on 7/11/13 at 10:10 am
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 10:09 am to
quote:

Alabama fans being pompous assholes because Alabama has won 3 out of the last 4 national championships.

Or Texas A&M fans being pompous assholes because A&M has won 1 out the last 74 national championships.


C. Ranttards being pompous assholes stating that A&M will always be A&M, a small, all-male military college with 20,000 living alum, and once Sumlin/JFF leave, A&M goes back to being A&M.
Posted by Fipitan
Bayou
Member since Dec 2012
1444 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 10:09 am to
quote:

You've missed the point of this thread.


Incorrect. We all know the point of this thread.
Posted by T1gerWonder
Member since May 2011
4451 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 10:09 am to
quote:

After we beat USCe in the SECCG and Stanford in the BCSCG this year.

You will turn off your xbox?
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