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Posted on 11/19/13 at 1:35 pm to HandGrenade
Posted on 11/19/13 at 1:35 pm to HandGrenade
"Prepare Thy Anus"
was the theme all last summer.
How wrong were you shits?
"Aggies like gay sex"
Says Ranttards before saying
"Prepare Thy Anus"
was the theme all last summer.
How wrong were you shits?
"Aggies like gay sex"
Says Ranttards before saying
"Prepare Thy Anus"
This post was edited on 11/19/13 at 1:36 pm
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Posted on 11/19/13 at 1:37 pm to HandGrenade
Mettenberger went
To Starkvegas last weekend
Had the bye week blues
To Starkvegas last weekend
Had the bye week blues
Posted on 11/19/13 at 1:39 pm to KaiserSoze99
Usual Suspects
Was a damn good movie but
KaiserSoze sucks
I honestly thought
Our defense would be better
Yet y'all are still worse
Was a damn good movie but
KaiserSoze sucks
I honestly thought
Our defense would be better
Yet y'all are still worse
This post was edited on 11/19/13 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 11/19/13 at 1:41 pm to Politiceaux
In cajun country
"Sixteen year old virgin" means
Dad wasn't around
"Sixteen year old virgin" means
Dad wasn't around
Posted on 11/19/13 at 1:43 pm to KaiserSoze99
quote:
"Aggies like gay sex"
Says almost all who have seen
A&M's Milk Men.
This post was edited on 11/19/13 at 1:45 pm
Posted on 11/19/13 at 1:44 pm to HandGrenade
Mettenberger's hair
looks so phony. Is it real
or from a pony?
looks so phony. Is it real
or from a pony?
Posted on 11/19/13 at 1:46 pm to KaiserSoze99
As real as can be
The Mettenberger mustache
Better than acne
The Mettenberger mustache
Better than acne
Posted on 11/19/13 at 1:49 pm to KaiserSoze99
Johnny's next contract
will be for an endorsement
deal with ProActiv.
will be for an endorsement
deal with ProActiv.
Posted on 11/19/13 at 1:59 pm to daboman of Aggieland
TAMU really sucks balls,
TAMU really sucks big fall balls,
TAMU sucks big balls
TAMU really sucks big fall balls,
TAMU sucks big balls
Posted on 11/19/13 at 2:00 pm to daboman of Aggieland
Hail Mettenberger
No more Heismans for Johnny
LSU wins it
No more Heismans for Johnny
LSU wins it
Posted on 11/19/13 at 2:02 pm to KaiserSoze99
quote:
"Prepare Thy Anus"
was the theme all last summer.
How wrong were you shits?
"Aggies like gay sex"
Says Ranttards before saying
"Prepare Thy Anus"
Posted on 11/19/13 at 2:21 pm to Party At LSU
Started from the bottom
Now on top of that LSU arse
Now we're here, The whole fuggin team.
Drizzypants.
Now on top of that LSU arse
Now we're here, The whole fuggin team.
Drizzypants.
Posted on 11/19/13 at 2:22 pm to TheRookbird
quote:
Johnny's next contract
will be for an endorsement
deal with ProActiv.
Johnny still got paid
Makes women skin look better
all pussy wetter
Posted on 11/19/13 at 2:29 pm to Tigerbait8
Posted on 11/19/13 at 2:33 pm to Sig
quote:
Started from the bottom
Now on top of that LSU arse
Now we're here, The whole fuggin team.
Drizzypants.
Hey, is that Bob Frost?
Everyone laugh at this dolt.
You are retarded.
Posted on 11/19/13 at 2:42 pm to HandGrenade
The Mett-stache is gay.
Looks like a pickle sniffer.
Baaawm chick-a baawm baaaaaawm!
Looks like a pickle sniffer.
Baaawm chick-a baawm baaaaaawm!
Posted on 11/19/13 at 2:46 pm to KaiserSoze99
Mettenberger will go off on that weak aggie D.
LSU wins at home and even JFF won't be able to do
enough to stop it
LSU wins at home and even JFF won't be able to do
enough to stop it
Posted on 11/19/13 at 2:47 pm to KaiserSoze99
mettenberger is king
johnny will get ripped
in the arse by the Freak
johnny will get ripped
in the arse by the Freak
Posted on 11/19/13 at 3:00 pm to RT58
quote:
Mettenberger will go off on that weak aggie D.
LSU wins at home and even JFF won't be able to do
enough to stop it
you didn't even fricking try
Posted on 11/19/13 at 4:00 pm to SWCBonfire
quote:
"Prepare thy anus":
Does that mean rape or supper
In cajun country?
Brilliant. Greatest opening line in any haiku ever. How did i not think of that?
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