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re: A&M at LSU - Prediction Haiku

Posted on 11/19/13 at 11:28 am to
Posted by cheezag03
H-town
Member since Sep 2011
608 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 11:28 am to
les has a girl name
sumlin swings dick like chopper
fight em aggies fight
Posted by Foolish cock
South Cak
Member since Dec 2012
2529 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 11:32 am to
quote:

That is Foolish cock
I have stepped up to the plate
And been going yard!


Nice
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15794 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 11:33 am to
Jizz jars are ready
Verne fills them with his chortle
Mettenberger wins
Posted by HandGrenade
Member since Oct 2010
11225 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 11:37 am to
This game will become
A Sabine River shootout
Defenses be damned
Posted by Foolish cock
South Cak
Member since Dec 2012
2529 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 11:45 am to
Holy fricking shite,
I do indeed hate haiku,
But am laughing hard.
Posted by Supr_65
Eunice. LA
Member since Feb 2013
90 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 11:48 am to
Aggies throw insults
Tigers score touchdowns
Aggie buthurt abounds

JFF stays on the run
Saturday night
in Tiger Stadium where opponents dreams die

Sumlin to USCw
Tigers win the Cottonbowl
#theincline begins anew



quote:

night scores on couyons


at least spell couillion correctly...
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24270 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 11:54 am to
A&M Scores
LSU Scores
A&M Scores
LSU Scores
A&M Scores
LSU Scores
A&M Scores
LSU Scores
A&M Scores
LSU Scores
Posted by TheRookbird
Member since Aug 2013
1322 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Aggies throw insults
Tigers score touchdowns
Aggie buthurt abounds

JFF stays on the run
Saturday night
in Tiger Stadium where opponents dreams die

Sumlin to USCw
Tigers win the Cottonbowl
#theincline begins anew


Holy frick. Haiku
obviously not your strong
point. Corndogs are good.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:10 pm to
Johnny football throws
Tiger defense swarms around
Mike Evans jumps touchdown
Posted by HandGrenade
Member since Oct 2010
11225 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:12 pm to
Haven't lost away
But this is Death Valley where
Your dreams come to die
Posted by SWCBonfire
South Texas
Member since Aug 2011
1260 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:20 pm to
"Dreams come here to die"
Only LSU's nightmares
Come Saturday night
Posted by HandGrenade
Member since Oct 2010
11225 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:22 pm to
Evans and Manziel
Will be leaving Baton Rouge
With empty jizz jars
Posted by SWCBonfire
South Texas
Member since Aug 2011
1260 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:26 pm to
Leaving Baton Rouge
With jizz jars empty better
than with piss balloons

Jizz jars are empty
Contents poured over the top
of the corn dogs' dreams
This post was edited on 11/19/13 at 12:27 pm
Posted by TabledTiger
Venice
Member since Apr 2013
2251 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

A&M Scores LSU Scores A&M Scores LSU Scores A&M Scores LSU Scores A&M Scores LSU Scores A&M Scores LSU Scores


We have a winner......
Posted by HandGrenade
Member since Oct 2010
11225 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:29 pm to
Outclassed by coonass
All Aggies in attendance
Drowning in my swamp
Posted by TheRookbird
Member since Aug 2013
1322 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:29 pm to
A&M defense
full of LSU rejects
Prepare thy anus.
Posted by SWCBonfire
South Texas
Member since Aug 2011
1260 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:33 pm to
Coonass - Descriptive
of both what they look like
and what they consume

I realize this was
not descriptive of which one
they look like or eat
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
17379 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:36 pm to
Corndog denial
last vestiges disappear
bye bye grasseater
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:37 pm to

Ags fall to their knees
And Suck That Tiger Dick Bitch
Johnny weeps and whines
Posted by SWCBonfire
South Texas
Member since Aug 2011
1260 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:38 pm to
"Prepare thy anus":
Does that mean rape or supper
In cajun country?
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