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re: A haiku....bama sucks

Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:53 am to
Posted by GFaceKillah
Welcome to the Third World
Member since Nov 2005
5935 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:53 am to
dat bama education.
Posted by TimTheTiger
Recently back to the EBR :)
Member since Jan 2009
1257 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:56 am to
quote:

5-7-5 dude. 5-7-5.


Five syllables here
Seven more syllables here
Are you happy now?
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40135 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:56 am to
Hera a haiku
hey bama, frick YOU!
Geaux LSU
Posted by BroadMagnolia
Stanford, CA
Member since Nov 2011
462 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:14 pm to
Tide offers backside
Ole Miss and Tigers become
Eskimo Brothers

Posted by GFaceKillah
Welcome to the Third World
Member since Nov 2005
5935 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:15 pm to


Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73493 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:19 pm to
Gimpy Cam is fat
Hunter's veins intimidate
Blake Sims scared shitless
Posted by BroadMagnolia
Stanford, CA
Member since Nov 2011
462 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:22 pm to
The raging Updykes
Have too much meth inside them
Itchy tea baggers
Posted by BroadMagnolia
Stanford, CA
Member since Nov 2011
462 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:27 pm to
Pale sickly perverts
Houndstooth donning pedophiles
From Bama they hail
Posted by Foolish cock
South Cak
Member since Dec 2012
2529 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:29 pm to
We suck arse, we choke
There is no lead that is safe
Oh my god, we suck
Posted by BroadMagnolia
Stanford, CA
Member since Nov 2011
462 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:33 pm to
Bama fumbles balls
Bama also fondles balls
Nice plump tiger balls
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18805 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:35 pm to
bam bam is the sound
bama makes while going down
into the abyss
Posted by BroadMagnolia
Stanford, CA
Member since Nov 2011
462 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 1:29 pm to
I will bump this thread all effing day if I have to.

Nick has a secret
Makeup, skimp, and platform heels
Help him pick up dudes
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
21950 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 1:49 pm to
Death Valley at night
2 loss Bama mails it in
Dawgs yell geaux Tigers
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78602 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:03 pm to
Paul Finebaum sucks cock
Teabagger sits in prison
Phyllis has the Aids.

Crowd-diving Gump Moms
Pleading "Roll Tide Roll" in Court
Can't spell G E D.

Hee Haw Carny fans
Three felonies per person
That's how the Gumps roll.



Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:05 pm to
What happened to your thread dude?
Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:05 pm to
Alabama sucks
saban donkey show 1/2 off
Winston crab rapes sims
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 2:06 pm
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:08 pm to
Your gumbo's not bad
Neither was your whore daughter
Roll Tide, thanks again
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78602 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:10 pm to
A moderator, recognizing it was pure 100% shite, deleted it, is my guess?
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14966 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:11 pm to
Miles has secret play
Short side option keeper
Corndog Utopia
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:13 pm to
Comparatively speaking, seems like a strange judgement call. Enjoy the game, Pimp. May all of your predictions come close, but ultimately miss the mark.
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