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A haiku....bama sucks

Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:10 am
Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:10 am
stiff dews beckon pain
Blake Sims eats cat poop while hot
f*ck bama thats why
Posted by aubiecat
Alabama
Member since Jul 2011
4203 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:12 am to
1st laugh of the day.
Posted by bigpapamac
Mobile, AL
Member since Oct 2007
22375 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:13 am to
You laughed about cat poop?
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:19 am to
Ole Miss tried and cried
Nick Saban likes pink rainbows
Hands up, do not shoot
Posted by Quicksilver
Poker Room
Member since Jan 2013
10745 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:20 am to
Tiger fans despair
Not by the Crimson Tide but
A corndog shortage
Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:21 am to

On any other day I would point at you and laugh maniacally. Today we are allies against the gumps.

bama
Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:23 am to
quote:

Tiger fans despair
Not by the Crimson Tide but
A corndog shortage

A shortage of corndogs we can deal with. Now ketchup on a corndog will cause a damn riot.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33161 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:24 am to
deep fried toxoplasmosis on the pre-game meal menu, eh?

like we would share our corndogs with you, Bama...really.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:26 am to
With tramp stamps galore
Bama fans roll up in hoards
No one's safe no more
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 11:28 am
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86438 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:32 am to
i just want someone
to tell me where i can find
jimmy johns's stash
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40090 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:34 am to
The time is near
and you smell Bama's fear
The welfare checks have all been cashed
soon the trailer parks will be trashed
Saban's temper will be as short
as a Florida fan's jort
LF will score
as the Tide begs for no more
Death Valley will be relentless
and Sims colon will be shitless
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 11:39 am
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22844 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:37 am to
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
7622 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:39 am to
Eff you Bama peeps
With teeth so rotten they stink
You are going down
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4515 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:41 am to
bootsandpantsandboots
andpantsandbootsandpantsand
bootsandpantsandboots
Posted by Bryant91092
Member since Dec 2009
24467 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:43 am to
They complain a lot
Cam Robinson equals butthurt
Boo-hoo LSU
Posted by transcend
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2013
4166 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:47 am to
at night in Death Valley
a fall wind blows
so does Bama
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:48 am to
Bama is in town
AJs girlfriend is goin down
Tigers win by ten
Posted by Interweb Cowboy
NW Bama
Member since Dec 2010
3137 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:51 am to
Posted by emanresu
Member since Dec 2009
9355 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:52 am to
quote:

They complain a lot
Cam Robinson equals butthurt
Boo-hoo LSU

5-7-5 dude. 5-7-5.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:52 am to
quote:

transcend
Nice haiku
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