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15 reasons why Missouri may be the best state in the South.

Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:25 pm
Posted by Dallaswho
Texas
Member since Dec 2023
1812 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:25 pm
1. Recreational MJ.
2. First state to oust the Confederacy.
3. Tea not loaded with sugar.
4. Roast beef sandwich chain doesn’t overcook their meat.
5. Only distinct pizza style
6. Four distinct seasons.
7. Most pristine scenic rivers and streams.
8. Best party lake.
9. Most caves and springs.
10. Best wildlife management and conservation area access.
11. Manufacturers better pickup trucks.
12. Best monuments
13. Only southern football team to defeat Michigan or tOSU last year.
14. Best pro baseball and hockey franchises historically and best NFL team currently.
15. First openly gay NFL draftee.
Posted by Oklahomey
Bucksnort, TN
Member since Mar 2013
5357 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:40 pm to
You could have left off #15.

Panera Bread (St. Louis Bread Company) is overpriced and overrated.

You left off French’s Mustard as being a positive.

Anyone anywhere can ask for unsweetened tea.

When I think of pizza styles, nothing in Missouri comes to mind.

Oklahoma has four distinct seasons.

Oklahoma has caves and springs. Arkansas has Hot Springs, home to the best water anywhere!

Oklahoma also has amazing scenic rivers and streams. Arkansas does well in that category too.

Don’t get too carried away. MO has a few decent things. But other SEC states have plenty to offer that the Show-Me-Nothing State doesn’t.
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
11223 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:43 pm to
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Anyone anywhere can ask for unsweetened tea.


While true, you shouldn't have to ask and the answer in the south is sometimes no.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
56660 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:44 pm to
Neither Missouri or Oklahoma are in "the South."
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
3421 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:46 pm to
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First openly gay NFL draftee.

LOL

yay!
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
13144 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:46 pm to
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Missouri may be the best state in the Midwest


I fixed your typo. You're welcome.
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15494 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:48 pm to
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5. Only distinct pizza style


This is the closest one you have to being true, and just using a different, slightly shitteir cheese, is not exactly "distinct"

Most of your remaining assertions are outright false or in fact a negative only you see as a positive
Posted by morriscat2
tennessee
Member since Jun 2012
1967 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:49 pm to
I agree with the prior comment. #15 is not something to brag about. Also, I believe Kentucky has more caves. Or at least a “Mammoth” one. lol
Posted by Dallaswho
Texas
Member since Dec 2023
1812 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:51 pm to
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Don’t get too carried away.

I think I was careful enough with my wording. I live in North Texas for several reasons, but that’s not the topic.
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12631 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:53 pm to
This thread is embarrassing.
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:58 pm to
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15. First openly gay NFL draftee.


should be #2
Posted by BigScoreboard
Member since May 2021
1369 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:02 pm to
But it isn't in the south
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
32529 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:10 pm to
#16…… RamboMizzy’s mom’s beef curtains. I asked her to “Show Me”.

Y’all tell her happy Mother’s Day for me!
This post was edited on 5/12/24 at 5:46 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
123767 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:15 pm to
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Missouri

quote:

best state in the South.


Not in the south
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
136797 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:18 pm to
spring vs stream.

Someone break this down.
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3557 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:20 pm to
According to Mormons , Missouri is the home of the
Garden of Eden , in or around Independence ---- and when Adam
and Eve cracked down on the forbidden fruit , they had
to move to Adam-ondi-Ahman , about 70-miles north of Independence.,
where they raised their children.
So if that's correct , Missourians were among the first people.
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9726 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:21 pm to
I can’t believe how many of you bite on this shite. The shiniest of hooks.
Posted by JeffLebowski
Member since Feb 2015
2232 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:33 pm to
fricking shoot me.
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:36 pm to
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So if that's correct


it is
Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
2958 posts
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:44 pm to
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1. Recreational MJ.
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15. First openly gay NFL draftee
Satan appreciates your effort
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