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Posted on 8/19/08 at 1:17 am
Posted on 8/19/08 at 1:17 am
Two Alabama Engineering students were asked to measure the height of a flag pole as a class assignment. They decided to measure the flag pole outside of Legion Field at the south end of the stadium. While attempting this task one student would hold the tape while the other climbed the flag pole with the other end of the tape. Much to their disappointment the student climbing the pole kept sliding down and could not get to the top. An astute Aurburn graduate was observing from a distance and suggested that the Alabama students disconnect the flag pole and measure the pole while on the ground. The Alabama students enraged by the suggestion yelled out " We want to know how tall it is not how long it is you idiot"
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Posted on 8/19/08 at 3:20 am to LSU Delts
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Alabama Jokes
I was talking to this bama graduate and he said they had 12 national championships. I nearly pissed myself, but he kept going on and on about it. I finally paid for the pizza so he would leave.
Posted on 8/19/08 at 3:29 am to LSU Delts
ULM 21 - BAMA 14
Posted on 8/19/08 at 8:01 am to warhawkalum0507
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ULM 21 - BAMA 14
that's not a joke. that's an embarrassment.
Posted on 8/19/08 at 4:55 pm to LSU Delts
Posted on 8/19/08 at 5:32 pm to ksayetiger
Posted on 8/19/08 at 11:16 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
corny as hell but i like it.
why do all the trees in georgia face the east?
because alabama blows
why do all the trees in georgia face the east?
because alabama blows
Posted on 8/19/08 at 11:37 pm to rockchlkjayhku11
55.789=average bama fan's IQ
Add 10 more points for bama grads
Add 10 more points for bama grads
This post was edited on 8/19/08 at 11:40 pm
Posted on 8/19/08 at 11:39 pm to LSU Delts
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ULM 21 - BAMA 14
that's not a joke. that's an embarrassment.
:rotflmao:
Posted on 8/20/08 at 12:05 am to rockchlkjayhku11
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why do all the trees in georgia face the east?
because alabama blows
Must be true, cause they face west in Louisiana.
Why doesn't Florida fall into the Atlantic?
Becuase Alabama sucks.
Posted on 8/20/08 at 4:44 am to Archie Bengal Bunker
Bama Jokes?
Mike Price
Mike Shula
Brody Croyle........
Mike Price
Mike Shula
Brody Croyle........
Posted on 8/20/08 at 4:53 am to TideHater
Nick Saban will be the coach at the University of Alabama the rest of his career.
Posted on 8/20/08 at 4:56 am to ksayetiger
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Saban will be the coach at the University of Alabama for the rest of his COLLEGE career.
Fixed it for ya
Posted on 8/20/08 at 4:56 am to TideHater
Posted on 8/20/08 at 8:38 am to ksayetiger
A Barner walks into a bar and asks about a jar stuffed with $10 bills.
The bartender says, "It's a contest. Give me $10 and I'll tell you what you have to do to win it all."
The Barner gives him a $10, and the barkeep says, "First, you have to chug a bottle of tequila in one drink. Second, there's a Doberman out back that has a bad tooth you've gotta pull. Finally, you have to completely satisfy an 80 y/o whore upstairs that hasn't had an orgasm in 20 years."
The Barner says, "Hell, I can do that." He slams the bottle of tequila, and staggers out the back door. Everyone in the bar is speechless as they hear the most awful snarling, growling, barking, and blood-curdling shrieks of pain. Eventually the dog quiets down and begins to whimper.
The back door pops open. The poor Barner is bloody, and most of his clothes are chewed off. He asks, "Hokay, so whersh dis whore wif the bad tooth?"
The bartender says, "It's a contest. Give me $10 and I'll tell you what you have to do to win it all."
The Barner gives him a $10, and the barkeep says, "First, you have to chug a bottle of tequila in one drink. Second, there's a Doberman out back that has a bad tooth you've gotta pull. Finally, you have to completely satisfy an 80 y/o whore upstairs that hasn't had an orgasm in 20 years."
The Barner says, "Hell, I can do that." He slams the bottle of tequila, and staggers out the back door. Everyone in the bar is speechless as they hear the most awful snarling, growling, barking, and blood-curdling shrieks of pain. Eventually the dog quiets down and begins to whimper.
The back door pops open. The poor Barner is bloody, and most of his clothes are chewed off. He asks, "Hokay, so whersh dis whore wif the bad tooth?"
Posted on 8/20/08 at 8:44 am to arlo
Three Barner dudes are talking about their recently deceased lovers at the Funeral Home.
One says, "My Teddy... He did SO love the mountains, so I'm going to sprinkle his ashes in the snowcaps."
The second one says, "Bruce LOVED the ocean. I'm going to sprinkle his ashes in the surf."
The third one says, "Big Ed LOVED to make love to me. I'm going to sprinkle his ashes on a bowl of chili and let him tear my arse up one more time."
One says, "My Teddy... He did SO love the mountains, so I'm going to sprinkle his ashes in the snowcaps."
The second one says, "Bruce LOVED the ocean. I'm going to sprinkle his ashes in the surf."
The third one says, "Big Ed LOVED to make love to me. I'm going to sprinkle his ashes on a bowl of chili and let him tear my arse up one more time."
Posted on 8/20/08 at 8:50 am to arlo
Why do Bammers do it doggy-style?
So they can both watch championship wrestling!
So they can both watch championship wrestling!
Posted on 8/20/08 at 8:58 am to BMG
Why don't they celebrate Christmas at LSU ?
They can't find 3 wise men or a virgin !
They can't find 3 wise men or a virgin !
Posted on 8/20/08 at 9:01 am to Steven4bama
Decent one
If you live in Bama what's worse, getting hit by a tornado or getting divorced?
Either way, you lose the trailer!
If you live in Bama what's worse, getting hit by a tornado or getting divorced?
Either way, you lose the trailer!
Posted on 8/20/08 at 9:40 am to LSU Delts
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that's not a joke. that's an embarrassment.
It will be both, for years to come. Anytime a Bama fan is talking smack, it can be thrown in their faces...
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