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Alabama Jokes


Two Alabama Engineering students were asked to measure the height of a flag pole as a class assignment. They decided to measure the flag pole outside of Legion Field at the south end of the stadium. While attempting this task one student would hold the tape while the other climbed the flag pole with the other end of the tape. Much to their disappointment the student climbing the pole kept sliding down and could not get to the top. An astute Aurburn graduate was observing from a distance and suggested that the Alabama students disconnect the flag pole and measure the pole while on the ground. The Alabama students enraged by the suggestion yelled out " We want to know how tall it is not how long it is you idiot"






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ksayetiger
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I was talking to this bama graduate and he said they had 12 national championships. I nearly pissed myself, but he kept going on and on about it. I finally paid for the pizza so he would leave.






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warhawkalum0507
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ULM 21 - BAMA 14





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LSU Delts
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ULM 21 - BAMA 14


that's not a joke. that's an embarrassment.






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SECBengal
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Tiger n Miami AU83
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rockchlkjayhku11
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corny as hell but i like it.
why do all the trees in georgia face the east?
because alabama blows






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grif82
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55.789=average bama fan's IQ
Add 10 more points for bama grads



This post was edited on 8/19 at 11:40 pm


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Cornholio
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ULM 21 - BAMA 14




that's not a joke. that's an embarrassment.


:rotflmao:






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Archie Bengal Bunker
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why do all the trees in georgia face the east?
because alabama blows


Must be true, cause they face west in Louisiana.



Why doesn't Florida fall into the Atlantic?

Becuase Alabama sucks.






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TideHater
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Bama Jokes?

Mike Price
Mike Shula
Brody Croyle........






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ksayetiger
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Nick Saban will be the coach at the University of Alabama the rest of his career.








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TideHater
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Saban will be the coach at the University of Alabama for the rest of his COLLEGE career.


Fixed it for ya






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arlo
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A Barner walks into a bar and asks about a jar stuffed with $10 bills.

The bartender says, "It's a contest. Give me $10 and I'll tell you what you have to do to win it all."

The Barner gives him a $10, and the barkeep says, "First, you have to chug a bottle of tequila in one drink. Second, there's a Doberman out back that has a bad tooth you've gotta pull. Finally, you have to completely satisfy an 80 y/o whore upstairs that hasn't had an orgasm in 20 years."

The Barner says, "Hell, I can do that." He slams the bottle of tequila, and staggers out the back door. Everyone in the bar is speechless as they hear the most awful snarling, growling, barking, and blood-curdling shrieks of pain. Eventually the dog quiets down and begins to whimper.

The back door pops open. The poor Barner is bloody, and most of his clothes are chewed off. He asks, "Hokay, so whersh dis whore wif the bad tooth?"







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arlo
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Three Barner dudes are talking about their recently deceased lovers at the Funeral Home.

One says, "My Teddy... He did SO love the mountains, so I'm going to sprinkle his ashes in the snowcaps."

The second one says, "Bruce LOVED the ocean. I'm going to sprinkle his ashes in the surf."

The third one says, "Big Ed LOVED to make love to me. I'm going to sprinkle his ashes on a bowl of chili and let him tear my arse up one more time."






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BMG
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Why do Bammers do it doggy-style?














So they can both watch championship wrestling!






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Steven4bama
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Why don't they celebrate Christmas at LSU ?
















They can't find 3 wise men or a virgin !






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BMG
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Decent one

If you live in Bama what's worse, getting hit by a tornado or getting divorced?

































Either way, you lose the trailer!






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LSU0358
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quote:

that's not a joke. that's an embarrassment.


It will be both, for years to come. Anytime a Bama fan is talking smack, it can be thrown in their faces...






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