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Wonder if Bert rooted for Wisky in this?
Posted on 4/6/15 at 11:01 pm
Posted on 4/6/15 at 11:01 pm
I bet he did. And will now eat a whole hog in celebration.
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Posted on 4/6/15 at 11:05 pm to Pavoloco83
Bert's probably banging his hot wife in a bed covered in his 3 mill, while we're on the SECR
Posted on 4/6/15 at 11:07 pm to tigerbait2010
quote:Maybe but he is still a fat fricking slob so..... I still win.
Bert's probably banging his hot wife in a bed covered in his 3 mill, while we're on the SECR
This post was edited on 4/6/15 at 11:08 pm
Posted on 4/6/15 at 11:11 pm to Pavoloco83
That was probably the whitest national championship I've ever seen 
Posted on 4/6/15 at 11:22 pm to auburnu008
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Maybe but he is still a fat fricking slob so..... I still win
I bet if Bert knew of your existence he would be totally jealous.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 11:25 pm to piggilicious
Posted on 4/7/15 at 12:47 am to Pavoloco83
This was probably funnier in your head, where it should've stayed.
Posted on 4/7/15 at 12:56 am to auburnu008
You're probably 6'2", chiseled abs, with a Brad Pitt jawline huh? Or could you be 5'3", 260lbs, sitting in your parents house in your high school bedroom, eating Cheetos with nothing on but your underwear, picking lint out of your belly button? I will go with the latter. 
Posted on 4/7/15 at 1:16 am to Pavoloco83
Only one?
Posted on 4/7/15 at 5:28 am to Pavoloco83
tFear is real
Posted on 4/7/15 at 7:45 am to auburnu008
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Bert's probably banging his hot wife in a bed covered in his 3 mill, while we're on the SECR
Maybe but he is still a fat fricking slob so..... I still win.
not really
Posted on 4/7/15 at 10:41 am to swinetime
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You're probably 6'2", chiseled abs, with a Brad Pitt jawline huh? Or could you be 5'3", 260lbs, sitting in your parents house in your high school bedroom, eating Cheetos with nothing on but your underwear, picking lint out of your belly button? I will go with the latter.
You left out the part about him fapping to pictures of Bert, which he obviously does.
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