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(OT) April fools idea
Posted on 4/1/15 at 8:55 am
Posted on 4/1/15 at 8:55 am
I'm gonna go to the computer room & wait for my wife to get home from work and let her catch me "pretend" masterbating & when she looks at the screen it'll say APRIL FOOLS!
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 8:56 am to Chris_topher
Better idea- throw your ski mask on and hide behind the doorway and lunge at her when she arrives. THEN yell out april fool's.
Posted on 4/1/15 at 9:24 am to WG_Dawg
I don't get it
Posted on 4/1/15 at 9:29 am to Chris_topher
Wife tried the pregnant trick this morning.
I said, "I don't give a frick, make me a sammich".
I said, "I don't give a frick, make me a sammich".
Posted on 4/1/15 at 10:01 am to Chris_topher
I've got this hot neighbor chick who is recently divorced and is always flirting with me when I'm cutting my yard and my cutoff Jean shorts and tye dye tank top. I'm thinking about taking her up on her offer of anal and then leaving the shitty rubber on my wife's nightstand.
Posted on 4/1/15 at 10:07 am to DesmondHume
Posted on 4/1/15 at 10:08 am to AmericusDawg
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I said, "I don't give a frick, make me a sammich".
:thug life:
Posted on 4/1/15 at 10:29 am to sowega dawg
I picked my 6th grader up for a dentist appointment and asked her if anyone had played a good April fools on her at school this morning.
No shite she tells me they aren't allowed to play April fools jokes because they were threatened with in school suspension.
fricking Germans
No shite she tells me they aren't allowed to play April fools jokes because they were threatened with in school suspension.
fricking Germans
Posted on 4/1/15 at 10:35 am to sowega dawg
Chicken canned mine on the main board. What a joke
Posted on 4/1/15 at 10:42 am to Chris_topher
Look up seagulling. best april fool trick EVER
Im gonna do it to my neighbor later
Im gonna do it to my neighbor later
Posted on 4/1/15 at 10:48 am to DesmondHume
That doesn't sound like April Fools, and you might actually be gay for admitting you wear cutoff jean shorts and a tye dye tank top. Wife and hot neighbor or not, that's crossing the line. 
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:01 am to BeefDawg
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BeefDawg
You obviously don't take your April fools very seriously.
I fake robbed my grandmother's house last year. Went in ransacked everything broke a bunch of her China , shite in her bed and took her jewelry and tvs.
I gave most of it back to her for Christmas. She was so happy she didn't actually get robbed she didn't care about the few pieces of jewelry and tv I still had.
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:24 am to DesmondHume
I fake touched a neighborhood kids privates a few years ago on april 1st
when the sheriff came out we laughed and laughed
when the sheriff came out we laughed and laughed
Posted on 4/1/15 at 11:29 am to Chef Leppard
I hear monteg does that year round.
Eta: minus the fake part
Eta: minus the fake part
This post was edited on 4/1/15 at 11:32 am
Posted on 4/1/15 at 9:35 pm to DesmondHume
Shitty rubber was a success.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:24 am to DesmondHume
a couple of you boys need to seek professional help.
quickly...
quickly...
Posted on 4/2/15 at 9:38 am to dcbl
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a couple of you boys need to seek professional help.
How so?
Posted on 4/2/15 at 10:08 am to DesmondHume
I think hes saying we should go frick some hookers. and its only thursday 
dcbl is a god damn boss
dcbl is a god damn boss
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