Ok its time for a socialized alter program for el spanko

Its apparently going to take a village to keep our wayward arse eating nephew around. He became a casualty yet again for giving the saints guys a good ol fashion poke in the hind parts the other night. Its his 28th banning and im concerned the poultrygeist is gonna have him cleaning toilets for a while

So im gonna play sara McLachlan for a minute and bring our little pork broth drinking retard into a bold new era. I say every man thats on the gsb (thats not a count) give one alter of your time to this cause. If we all create a backup acct it can be like No fig Left Behind social action committee. We can turn him into agent Smith from matrix where theres too many of him to frick with

Unless one of yall has a better idea