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You're the AD for your school. You want to create a new football tradition
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:08 pm
What new football tradition would you create?
Me?
I would've purchased Katy Perry's Super Bowl Lion. Then I would assemble a team of artists and fabricators to turn that lion into a kick arse giant Mizzou Tiger.
At home games, I'd force Gary Pinkel to ride on the tiger's back while leading his team onto the field before kickoff. Then Gary Pinkel would dismount at midfield, the tiger would kneel before the coach, and then the tiger would circle the stadium to the sound of war drums (imagine the Beijing Olympics).
Me?
I would've purchased Katy Perry's Super Bowl Lion. Then I would assemble a team of artists and fabricators to turn that lion into a kick arse giant Mizzou Tiger.
At home games, I'd force Gary Pinkel to ride on the tiger's back while leading his team onto the field before kickoff. Then Gary Pinkel would dismount at midfield, the tiger would kneel before the coach, and then the tiger would circle the stadium to the sound of war drums (imagine the Beijing Olympics).
This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 2:18 pm
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:08 pm to mizzoukills
You'd hire away the Associate Tradition Director from A&M
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:09 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:10 pm to mizzoukills
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What new football tradition would you create?
That the players knew the difference between "You're" and "Your".
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:10 pm to mizzoukills
I would make this tradition where Mike the tiger comes to the football games... why hasn't anyone ever thought of that?
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:10 pm to mizzoukills
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Your the AD for your school.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:11 pm to mizzoukills
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What new football tradition would you create?
The week before we play tech every year, we send over some spies to burn down an area of their campus.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:13 pm to WG_Dawg
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The week before we play tech every year, we send over some spies to burn down an area of their campus.
Concrete doesn't burn bro
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:13 pm to mizzoukills
Hire Billy Idol instead of having a school band
This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:14 pm to mizzoukills
Start cheating like crazy. 
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:14 pm to mizzoukills
You leave Ross Bjork alone if you know what's good for you.
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#tNetwork
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:15 pm to mizzoukills
Its not his God damn job to make traditions. That is why you have a Traditions Council. fricking amateur hour.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:15 pm to Pettifogger
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Concrete doesn't burn bro
classrooms will
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:16 pm to Pettifogger
Someone else said this on another board but I would take a book from the European soccer leagues and I would make a dedicated fanatic section of the stadium that carries over from the student section to make an entire half of Neyland Stadium a ridiculous mass of hysteria.
That way all the old heads can have their area to sit and clap and all the people that want to get rowdy and go nuts and stand the whole game can be in the lower bowl next to the student section.
That way all the old heads can have their area to sit and clap and all the people that want to get rowdy and go nuts and stand the whole game can be in the lower bowl next to the student section.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:18 pm to Tyler9258
quote:Mike does just exactly what Mike wants to do, and he does not want to come to you're football games.
I would make this tradition where Mike the tiger comes to the football games... why hasn't anyone ever thought of that?
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:18 pm to mizzoukills
hire todd marinovick for to be my ad
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:19 pm to MercerBears
I want to know whose alter you are.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:19 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Henry Jones Jr
I think Ole Miss fans know Mizzou is gunning for Ross. Especially considering that he spent 6 years at Mizzou, Ross Bjork could very well be the next Mizzou AD.
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You leave Ross Bjork alone if you know what's good for you.
I think Ole Miss fans know Mizzou is gunning for Ross. Especially considering that he spent 6 years at Mizzou, Ross Bjork could very well be the next Mizzou AD.
This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:21 pm to Tyler9258
not alter just recover process place help me vent alot sorry
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:23 pm to MercerBears
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not alter just recover process place help me vent alot sorry
What the frick language are you speaking?
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