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re: At Least Ashley Judd is in town

Posted on 3/4/15 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by Charlestondawg
South Cackalack
Member since Oct 2013
976 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 7:46 pm to
She has charcoal where her heart should be and a turd where her brain should be
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:05 pm to
Yeah well id still put my dick where a turd should be
Posted by BeefDawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
4747 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:15 pm to
You'd put your dick in her brain? That's just wierd.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:27 pm to
Yalls inability to frick a woman because of what she thinks is pretty damn weird. since when did anyone give a single frick about a womans opinion
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:37 pm to
I didn't know you were a dike PNW, it's starting to make sense now.

Who's more your style Rosie O'Donnell or Chaz Bono?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63876 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:41 pm to
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7535 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:51 pm to
Charlestondawg, for the first time I read what was written in your avi and it reminded me of when a friend of mine and I were in college and we went to a restaurant that served good fried chicken. He said he wanted two and the waitress inquired as to whether he wanted a two piece dinner or two pieces a la carte. She looked startled when he said that no he wanted two whole fried chickens. True story. He was a big ol' boy.

And there were no leftovers, either.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:58 pm to
Did they overcook the chicken like you do?





just playing.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63876 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:00 pm to
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7535 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:02 pm to
No this particular guy could devour anything I tell you.

I've not been doing much cooking of late. Snow and ice keeps putting a damper on things and we've got another round tonight which I hope is the last of the Winter.
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7535 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:06 pm to
Deeprig I know you have a child on the way but who are you pulling for in 2016? I'll bet Ashley is pulling for Hillary. God help us all if she gets in.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

've not been doing much cooking of late. Snow and ice keeps putting a damper on things and we've got another round tonight which I hope is the last of the Winter. 



I've been getting back in the swing of things. Did a little surf n turf tonight. Filet and lobster tails. Try'n to keep my crazy arse wife calm. Last meal before shite hits the fan. Inducing friday.
Posted by PNW
Northern Rockies
Member since Mar 2014
6193 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:14 pm to
You're gonna be a daddy? Congrats. I hope your child is born gay though. The last thing we need is Spunky Jr procreating.
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7535 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:15 pm to
Seafood sounds good right about now. Wishing I was having some in a tropical venue somewhere with sun and sand away from the snow and ice.
Posted by PNW
Northern Rockies
Member since Mar 2014
6193 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:17 pm to
I'll be in key west next week
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

You're gonna be a daddy? Congrats. I hope your child is born gay though. The last thing we need is Spunky Jr procreating. 



If it wasn't for me your bitch arse wouldn't be around. Now go get daddy a beer and tell mommy it's time for her facial.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:20 pm to
quote:

I'll be in key west next week 




Holy frick you can't make this shite up!
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7535 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:22 pm to
I was really wanting to go there for Spring Break but my wife wasn't on board with it. Have a blast.

Deeprig is the dawgranter who is going to have a child and I'm thinking it must be getting close to delivery time.
Posted by PNW
Northern Rockies
Member since Mar 2014
6193 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:24 pm to
Sorry you're too poor to enjoy life. Instead you're wasting your money on steak and lobster and spitting out babies. Most likely on welfare, and in a trailer park.

You give us Dawg fans a great reputation. Keep it up

* I didn't say alumni either because well... You know
This post was edited on 3/4/15 at 9:25 pm
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14160 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

two fried chickens


And did he also want a coke?

And did you order plain white toast?
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