The seven circles of banland

While i wouldnt compare it to a turkish prison i will say there are striking simulations. for one, chicken leaves the god damn thermostat on like 62 all the time. supposedly to keep you emotionally lethargic. it works i found myself too stupid to play spades or uno most of the time

the food is ok. if you dont mind kosher baloney po boys five fricking times a day. it would be manageable maybe if it werent for the drew brees hologram that paces the corridors eating peanut brittle. smacking with his tiny mouth open. god knows i craved a morsel of that fricking peanut brittle. this one time he winked at me and broke me off a humiliating little piece. i wept like a 9 yr old muslim bride when i remembered it was only a hologram

Akod and i ran the yard. we had this sweet setup. Gata would go out on work detail and smuggle cell phones back inside his arse cavity for us. yall should have seen his face when he heard the new note 4 just came out lol . but anyways commerce was booming. we were a few blocks over from deep web, where photos of vietnamese kids were worth toiletries and packs of ramen

I wouldnt say i became institutionalized while in there but i havent readjusted to the sight of vagina yet. Ive explained to my girl that i just did two months and not to shave her butthole or wipe anytime soon. she said she'll help get me through this