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Auburn fans: why does Bruce Pearl sweat so much? (UF 75 - AU 55 FINAL)
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:22 pm
Exhibit A:
Is it because he now has no idea what he's doing? (He was dumb enough to do this)
Is it because he can't get to the final four?
Is it because he is always thinking of these girls? (I wouldn't blame him)
Or this girl? (Still don't blame him)
Or that he coaches in the plains?
Or that he coaches in western Georgia?
Or that he's thinking about his next ncaa violation?
Either way, I'm waiting for the inevitable "sweaty Brucey" chants from the rowdy reptiles sometime in the second half.
Is it because he now has no idea what he's doing? (He was dumb enough to do this)
Is it because he can't get to the final four?
Is it because he is always thinking of these girls? (I wouldn't blame him)
Or this girl? (Still don't blame him)
Or that he coaches in the plains?
Or that he coaches in western Georgia?
Or that he's thinking about his next ncaa violation?
Either way, I'm waiting for the inevitable "sweaty Brucey" chants from the rowdy reptiles sometime in the second half.
This post was edited on 1/15/15 at 8:16 pm
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:23 pm to ForeverGator
Kill yourself.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:23 pm to ForeverGator
Just shut up
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:24 pm to ForeverGator
why is this question directed at auburn fans
are you expecting like
"Oh, we had a Auburn paysite article on this very topic"
like we have some kind of inside info on pearls thermoregulation
are you expecting like
"Oh, we had a Auburn paysite article on this very topic"
like we have some kind of inside info on pearls thermoregulation
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:26 pm to Tiguar
I'm sure he was cracking up when he was posting this. fricking retard.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:28 pm to ForeverGator
Because post less. That is why.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:29 pm to gatordmb89
Pearl looks like he's about to stroke out at any moment.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:30 pm to gatordmb89
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AU bball players aren't too bright apparently.
You must have missed the Bruce Pearl piece where he was laying out the things they need to do to win the game.
It was all drawn with stick figures and he used popup books.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:30 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
Bruce Pearl looks like he's about to have a heart attack yelling at his players in the last 2 time-outs
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:31 pm to ForeverGator
The cause for the sweating is obvious. This man displays all the textbook symptoms of acute alcoholism. And the fact that he is such a good coach proves that he is a functioning alcoholic at this point in time. However, this disease tends to catch up with ya eventually.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:34 pm to Edearl Watson
How pissed are gator fans gonna be if Auburn pulls Cowart, Holland, and Cece?
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:36 pm to ForeverGator
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:36 pm to AA7
Anyone got a score update? How many is Auburn beating us by?
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:37 pm to roadGator
AU by 14
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:37 pm to roadGator
31-17 good guys. At the game right now.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:38 pm to roadGator
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AU by -14
FIFY
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:39 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
That's not bad. I was expecting worse. 
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:39 pm to NeathOrangeandBlue
Liar
Posted on 1/15/15 at 6:41 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
at the U-S-A chant when canada has the ballPosted on 1/15/15 at 6:43 pm to NeathOrangeandBlue
Vandy had their entire student section doing it when we played them.
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