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Sorry if germans. Why is Bret/Ark called "Bert"?

Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:22 am
Posted by TigerFan244
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:22 am
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Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:23 am to
I don't think anybody knows. Wisconsin fans called him that when he left.
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:23 am to
Think the Big 10 fans coined it and it followed him here
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:23 am to
Because he is a large man


Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:23 am to
Cause Bert finna eat
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:23 am to
Because students who attend SEC schools have the dsylexai
Posted by TMRebel
Oxford, MS
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:23 am to
Because it's perfect.
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:24 am to
Same reason Mullins is a thing
Posted by Latarian
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:24 am to
because 17-0
Posted by FourThreeForty
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:25 am to
Maybe because if you're blind and dumb you would see his name as Bert instead of Bret?
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:25 am to
Because we can
Posted by Jagd Tiger
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:26 am to
quote:

I don't think anybody knows. Wisconsin fans called him that when he left.


guess they thought it'ed be fun to confuse you slop jockeys,,, not realizing a 5th grader could do that in it's sleep.

Posted by Latarian
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:26 am to
if I was blind I couldn't see at all
Posted by Hog on the Hill
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:26 am to
I have a question about your username. Why 244? Is that how many days of heavy drinking it will take for you to forget the arse whipping we gave you?

17-0
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Think the Big 10 fans coined it and it followed him here


Posted by FourThreeForty
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:27 am to
FOS Latrollian
Posted by Projectpat
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:28 am to
It's an acronym. Big Eater Runs Theball
Posted by Latarian
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:28 am to
funny story, every time I go to enter Latarian on my phone it corrects to lactation
Posted by cardboardboxer
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:33 am to
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:38 am to
Because his name should be Brett. Also, because he looks like a Bert.
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