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Missouri vs. Old Man Football

Posted on 11/23/14 at 12:27 pm
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 11/23/14 at 12:27 pm


It's no secret that Missouri and their players have great distaste for this "Old man football" style. This is evidenced by their apparent absence in games in which "Old man football" is played. With this insanely old and slow style of play that Arkansas plays, will they have someone on duty to wake the Missouri players up when it's time for them to take the field? Will they bring pillows? How many Arkansas points will be scored due to the opposing defense getting distracted by shiny objects in the stands while waiting for the ball to be snapped? I'll hang up and listen.
Posted by TigerNick23
Member since Dec 2013
2326 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 12:35 pm to
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David Morrison @DavidCMorrison

MU is giving up 109.3 rush yards a game and 2.88 yards a carry in SEC play, both best in the league.


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Gabe DeArmond @GabeDeArmond

#Mizzou also 6th nationally in sacks, 7th in TFL, 16th in TO margin.



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#Mizzou now ranks 16th in scoring defense, 23rd in rushing defense, 38th in passing defense, 23rd in total defense.


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Arkansas avg 172.5 yards rushing per game last four. #Mizzou giving up just 87.1 per game during 5-game winning streak.


Posted by Fats
Member since Nov 2012
3316 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 12:38 pm to
Arkansas going to shut out a ranked team for three straight weeks.
Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 12:41 pm to

so then "Old man Football" doesn't mean playing defense???


lol son, yer in for an eye opening... (at both ends)
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 12:41 pm to
Gays 1
Home of Old Man Football 0
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
9565 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 12:43 pm to
The hogs dick riding being exhibited by Georgia fans is laughable.
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57700 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 12:51 pm to
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so then "Old man Football" doesn't mean playing defense???
I mean, we're shutting fools out and you can't score against Old man football...I just take what I'm given.
Posted by tickfawtiger
Killian LA
Member since Sep 2005
10980 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 12:55 pm to
Don't you have a "witches of warcraft" fantasy tourny this weekend lil' drewie ??
You should focus your immature mind on things related to your fantasy world...you know, the one you seem to LIVE in...LOL
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57700 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 12:57 pm to
Was worrying about ya, buddy. Hadn't seen ya in a while.
Posted by igor stravinsky
Member since Oct 2013
617 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 12:58 pm to
We're talking about Arkansas, man. What are we talking about? Arkansas? We're talking about Arkansas, man. We're talking about Arkansas. We're talking about Arkansas. We ain't talking about Alabama. We're talking about Arkansas, man.
Posted by Fats
Member since Nov 2012
3316 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:02 pm to
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The hogs dick riding being exhibited by Georgia fans is laughable.

you scurred
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23882 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:08 pm to
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With this insanely old and slow style of play that Arkansas plays, will they have someone on duty to wake the Missouri players up when it's time for them to take the field?

They need to make rules to limit that style of play. Someone's gonna get injured.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19232 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 3:28 pm to
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you scurred


Yes. We scared.

That's why you're posting in Missouri thread.
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13893 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 3:30 pm to
Doe's Uga's house really say "Georgia Mascot" on the roof?
Posted by blackrose890
Fayetteville, AR
Member since Apr 2009
6304 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 3:50 pm to
You do know your defense is comparable to ours right? I mean we are tied in scoring defense and ranked one behind you in total D and 3 ahead of you in rushing D.
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27421 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 4:15 pm to
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
17954 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 4:20 pm to
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You do know your defense is comparable to ours right? I mean we are tied in scoring defense and ranked one behind you in total D and 3 ahead of you in rushing D.


not if you look at stats during SEC play. Mizzou is #1 vs the rush, arky is #5. Scoring Mizzou is #3, arky is #6. Total D Mizzou is #2, arky is #7.

But please, carry on.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111498 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 4:25 pm to
SECLEast, bruh
Posted by Woopigsooie20
Me Scusi
Member since Mar 2010
57350 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 4:48 pm to
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not if you look at stats during SEC play. Mizzou is #1 vs the rush, arky is #5. Scoring Mizzou is #3, arky is #6. Total D Mizzou is #2, arky is #7.

But please, carry on.





We played Bama, Auburn, LSU, Georgia, Miss St, etc.. Mizzou played Georgia..
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 4:53 pm to
So, honest question: what's the best SEC team Missouri has beaten since entering the league? I'm not asking for top-ranked or best record -- though the team in question can have both accolades -- but the actual best team Missouri has taken down?

Edit: SEC team.
This post was edited on 11/23/14 at 4:54 pm
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