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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:27 am
Posted by ohmdawg
tZone
Member since Oct 2014
686 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:27 am
Has she been sighted since Saturday? I was so looking forward to her unique and colorful analysis concerning our upcoming match between the hedges.

Hope she's okay and shite.
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Hope she's okay and shite.



LSU lost so she is fine
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22848 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:28 am to
Probably dead.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30243 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:29 am to
Probably shacked up with the ex girlfriend, drowning the sorrows.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:30 am to
Good riddance.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18757 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:30 am to
Posted by MsGarrison
Steele Town LOL
Member since Nov 2009
22009 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:34 am to
I'm fine. Lsu lost so all is right in the world.

Btw, I was with my ex Saturday night into Sunday! Thanks for your concern!

Frick Reese dismukes and Ellis johnson
This post was edited on 11/10/14 at 10:35 am
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand
Member since Nov 2012
1146 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:37 am to
it's so funny to see Auburn fans bitch about bad luck when, prior to this game, they'd had the most amazing run of luck in CFB history.

Last year:
They beat us because of a horrible missed horse collar that's probably called 75-80% of the time (this hardly counts as a miracle, but it still marked the beginning of their run).
They beat Georgia on that tipped 4th & a mile pass that probably falls incomplete 99.5% of the time, if not more often.
They beat Alabama after Bama missed a bevy of FGs and a kick six play that's so rare that you can't even describe it with percentages. It's not in the top .1 percent or whatever because it's never happened before and it probably will never happen as long as everybody on this board is alive. It stands completely alone.

This year, they beat Ole Miss because an excruciatingly painful freak injury happened on the one yard line and caused a fumble. That's pretty freaking rare too.

So yea. Ignoring all the missed holds that would have widened our margin, Auburn probably lost because of a bad snap, an unbelievably rare play. But, even though I don't believe in Karma or other supernatural shite, that play did feel like the universe was knocked back into normal alignment after 14 months of inexplicable black voodoo magic or something.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22848 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:50 am to
Posted by cjared036
Houston, tx
Member since Dec 2009
9569 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:50 am to
Agreed.

I was happy the Auburn luck was beginning to equalize.

When it is all said and done, Muschamps tenure at Auburn will look a lot like Bowden's.
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