Official "LAst Day of Auburn's undefeted 2014 season" thread

No grind intended.

Auburn will go down tomorrow. It will be ugly for you idiots. There will be weeping of Auburn women and children as they lament the passing of their hopes for 2014.

Grown Barner men will act like petulant girly-boys, stomping the ground, clenching fists and pounding their chests in frustration as the Bulldogs pull ever further away from the pitiful showing of the plainstiegereagles.

MSU defense won't care, as the third string once sacks whoever the BArner QB is, then move back into their defensive set, asking each other, "Does anyone even know this guy's name?"

Dak will get so tired of making 40 yard long runs for the endzone that he will need his own Gateraid bottle and a snicker's bar by halftime.

- Our ends will set records.
- Our O line will open holes that even blue haired grandmothers could navigate their walkers through.
- Our PAT kicker will need Bengay and hot tub hydrotherapy after the game.
- Our water boys and assistant trainers will dress out and see playing time in the 4th quarter.
- The striped shirts will stop the game for a break in the third quarter and go ask Dan if he couldn't find it in his heart to show a little mercy. He will just laugh Bwahahahahahahahahahahahah.
- The highway back to south Alabama will be littered with wreckage as shamed Barners plow their Hyundais into trees, bridge abutments and ditches in suicidal shame.
- October 11 will be forever eliminated from Alabama calendars, replaced by a black square identified with an orange and blue DOS (day of shame)
- In a Nobel prize worthy display of sympathy, Dan will send a $15.00 tip to the waitress staff at Waffle House to replace what What's-His-Name might have left, had he scheduled better.

I pity you fools.









No I don't.