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I have a kidney stone.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:36 pm
My first one in about 6 years.
I've been working in the yard a bunch after work this week and not hydrating very well.
I got cool pills that make your insides feel like soup and one that turns my pee blue so that's pretty rad.
I'm strong and I will fight all of you.
I've been working in the yard a bunch after work this week and not hydrating very well.
I got cool pills that make your insides feel like soup and one that turns my pee blue so that's pretty rad.
I'm strong and I will fight all of you.
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:46 pm to Slippery Slope
God speed bro
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:47 pm to Slippery Slope
Prayers sent.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:47 pm to Slippery Slope
T&P.
It's probably about the size of a grain of sand.
Drink as much as you can as fast as you can and it should help the pain.
It's probably about the size of a grain of sand.
Drink as much as you can as fast as you can and it should help the pain.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:49 pm to the808bass
Yeah I'm pretty much killin the water drinking game right now.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:51 pm to Slippery Slope
Sorry to hear that Slope.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:53 pm to UMTigerRebel
Thanks.
I've Jesus and narcotics.
I've Jesus and narcotics.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:59 pm to Slippery Slope
Jesus, that's terrible. I truly hope I never get one of those. They sound so painful.
Here's hoping your's doesn't hurt too bad
Here's hoping your's doesn't hurt too bad
Posted on 7/25/14 at 5:02 pm to Slippery Slope
Good luck and pass it quickly.
I've had two. They are satan.
I've had two. They are satan.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 5:09 pm to Slippery Slope
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I have a kidney stone.
This verse comes to mind when I hear kidney stone:
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!
This post was edited on 7/25/14 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 5:12 pm to sorantable
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Prayers sent.
1 Upvote = 1000 prayers
1 Downvote = Satan makes kidney stone get stuck in OP's urethra.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 5:21 pm to Duke
This is my first one since I had to have a giant one surgically removed.
Totally not metal.
Totally not metal.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 5:32 pm to Slippery Slope
Passing a gynormous kidney stone seems pretty metal to me.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:02 pm to Slippery Slope
I heard kidney stones were more painful than having a baby. Good luck
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:00 pm to Slippery Slope
quit yer whinin!
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:03 pm to Slippery Slope
Sorry to head that Slope. Tell that preggers broad of yours she need to get off her arse and take care of you. 
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:04 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Tell that preggers broad of yours she need to get off her arse and take care of you.
That's sure to go well.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:04 pm to KSGamecock
If she knows what's good for her she'll do it
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:06 pm to JustinBieberFan
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heard kidney stones were more painful than having a baby. Good luck
It's 100 times worse. I'm sick of women exaggerating how painful child birth is, bunch of bullshite.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:07 pm to Slippery Slope
sorry about your penis.
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