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Man goes for circumcision and gets penis amputated
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:59 am
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:59 am
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Why get a circumcision as an adult anyway?
Why get a circumcision as an adult anyway?
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Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:00 am to nes2010
Because smegma.
Also that's a classic "little off the top" moment.
Also that's a classic "little off the top" moment.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:14 am to nes2010
Yup. I'd sue the frick out of that doctor.
And possibly hire a hitman
And possibly hire a hitman
This post was edited on 7/24/14 at 10:16 am
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:21 am to nes2010
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Why get a circumcision as an adult anyway?
Because parents were too stupid to get it done when you're younger.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:22 am to nes2010
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:54 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Yea, but he was already married. If you married me with a dog shlong you are just stuck with it.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:55 am to 3nOut
So it is... Feel free to RA for anchoring.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:08 pm to nes2010
No we're good.
Just doing the daily mild douchy troll thing. We're good here.
Just doing the daily mild douchy troll thing. We're good here.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:16 pm to nes2010
Not enough money in the world.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:36 pm to CNB
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Because smegma.
Also that's a classic "little off the top" moment.
I lol'd
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:38 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Because parents were too stupid to get it done when you're younger.
Stupid? Or perfectly reasonable, rational, and free-thinking individuals?
Forcing male genital mutilation on children before the age which they could consent to the operation is barbaric.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:43 pm to DanMullins4Life
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Stupid? Or perfectly reasonable, rational, and free-thinking individuals?
ewww, gross. you're an anteater?!?!
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:48 pm to DanMullins4Life
DM4L has an anteater
Posted on 7/24/14 at 2:04 pm to nes2010
Heard of a story sorta like that. An elder lady had cut her leg and screw around and let it get infected.
By the time she finally went to the doctor gangrene
had set in.
So the doctor told her the only way to save her life would be to amputate her leg at the hip. She
goes into surgery to get it cut off, and the surgeon screws up and cuts the good leg off. He then still has to cut off the bad leg to save her life.
The lady survives and goes to court to sue the surgeon. The judge reviews the case and throws it out, saying she didn't have a leg to stand on.
By the time she finally went to the doctor gangrene
had set in.
So the doctor told her the only way to save her life would be to amputate her leg at the hip. She
goes into surgery to get it cut off, and the surgeon screws up and cuts the good leg off. He then still has to cut off the bad leg to save her life.
The lady survives and goes to court to sue the surgeon. The judge reviews the case and throws it out, saying she didn't have a leg to stand on.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 2:12 pm to DanMullins4Life
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Enjoy your mutilated penis's with 98% of the nerve-endings removed! (Source: science)
Women enjoy my "mutilated penis" exponentially more than your unshelled sea creature.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 2:34 pm to DanMullins4Life
Uncircumcised dicks are disgusting.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 2:38 pm to CatFan81
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Uncircumcised dicks are disgusting.
Shut up ca............. oh wait, nevermind
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