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What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:15 am
Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:15 am
Me? Well, I've seen some strange shite! I always seem to be in the right place at the right time when something strange occurs. Man, the stories I can tell.
Strangest story? I think this one takes the cake:
Time period - college, 1994. Setting - house party.
He asked us to come look at his poop. Unfortunately, I was one of the people who went into the bathroom. Sure enough, floating in the toilet water was a dark brown poop log with a snowy white tip. Everyone started laughing.
He asked what he should do. Someone said something like, "Eat the snow white part of the tip. Perhaps it'll still be effective," joking of course.
The dude got on his knees, leaned over the toilet, and grabbed the poop log. He began to dry heave as he pinched off the snow white tip.
Everyone was like, "Dude...WTF?"
He held it for a moment, contemplating who knows what, closed his eyes and popped the snow white poop tip into his mouth. He quickly swallowed it and ran to the sink to rinse with mouthwash.
Everyone was shocked by this act of desperation.
Sadly, it didn't work. The snow white tip no longer was effective.
Strangest story? I think this one takes the cake:
Time period - college, 1994. Setting - house party.
He asked us to come look at his poop. Unfortunately, I was one of the people who went into the bathroom. Sure enough, floating in the toilet water was a dark brown poop log with a snowy white tip. Everyone started laughing.
He asked what he should do. Someone said something like, "Eat the snow white part of the tip. Perhaps it'll still be effective," joking of course.
The dude got on his knees, leaned over the toilet, and grabbed the poop log. He began to dry heave as he pinched off the snow white tip.
Everyone was like, "Dude...WTF?"
He held it for a moment, contemplating who knows what, closed his eyes and popped the snow white poop tip into his mouth. He quickly swallowed it and ran to the sink to rinse with mouthwash.
Everyone was shocked by this act of desperation.
Sadly, it didn't work. The snow white tip no longer was effective.
This post was edited on 7/15/14 at 12:24 pm
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:16 am to mizzoukills
This was a much longer message than I expected to see. It made me not want to answer the original question. I'm going to go back to the forum.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:17 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:19 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Already posted.
When I read the title, before I got bored by reading Killz' story, I thought about this. I saw it when it was posted last night and I was like "Welp, I'm doing alright in my life. Pretty happy with where my head's at."
Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:20 am to Stacked
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Welp, I'm doing alright in my life. Pretty happy with where my head's at."
Compared to that dude...you are!
Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:26 am to mizzoukills
Exactly how I took it.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:27 am to Stacked
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When I read the title, before I got bored by reading Killz' story, I thought about this. I saw it when it was posted last night and I was like "Welp, I'm doing alright in my life. Pretty happy with where my head's at."
I've heard that it's a woman, but I don't think there's any way to actually know.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:28 am to Stacked
Hold on a sec...my story wasn't boring.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:53 am to mizzoukills
A long time ago I was working in Lagos, Nigeria and the 2nd day I was there we decided to go out to eat. Now I'm still jet lagging like hell but we're driving over this bridge and coming the other way (at us but in their proper lane) was 4 guys pushing a Mercedes...........and the Mercedes was on fire......completely on fire!!! It was so hot inside car that the guy by the driver's window could only stick his arm in for a second or 2 to adjust the wheel. There were people walking on both sides of the bridge and NO ONE was looking at it like it was abnormal....like "shite, 3 Chevys came by last week on fire too"
Posted on 7/15/14 at 12:03 pm to Wtodd
damn, that is weird. frick Nigeria.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 12:06 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
That is really weird. Was that Jimy Carry's head in that chicken?
Posted on 7/15/14 at 12:07 pm to mizzoukills
Yeah no shite!! I thought it was bad when I was there but I was on vacation compared to today. Easily the poorest place I was EVER at.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 12:07 pm to mizzoukills
Walked outside at my grandmother's a few years ago and saw the outline of a huge black triangle up in the night sky flying silently across the sky close to her house. Freaked me the frick out.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 12:13 pm to mizzoukills
The last time you told this white poo story you deleted it
Posted on 7/15/14 at 12:18 pm to mizzoukills
I caught a hot girl sticking her own shite in her purse at a party due to a broken toilet.
A friend of mine fricked a girl on a doormat on top of dog shite when we were 15.
I've seen the dick on the ground of a blown up Iraqi. "Dick in the dirt" is a real thing.
lots more but those are just off the top of my head.
A friend of mine fricked a girl on a doormat on top of dog shite when we were 15.
I've seen the dick on the ground of a blown up Iraqi. "Dick in the dirt" is a real thing.
lots more but those are just off the top of my head.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 12:19 pm to Mootsman
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That is really weird. Was that Jimy Carry's head in that chicken?
I honestly have no idea.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 12:21 pm to blue_morrison
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The last time you told this white poo story you deleted it
plan to do it again too
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