So I met Ryan googling at a newegg store

Dude walked into a newegg store. I was ther e waiting for their 25% off sale on external hard drives to begin. Gosling walked up to me and farted and then be yelled "this guy did it" and pointed at me. I laughed and said " ryan...you're a shitty actor pun intended.". He said " this is what I think of DVds..." and he grabbed a random. Box and threw it on the floor and acted like he was peeing on it while pointing at me and repeating over and over " do you like it, brah?"

The newegg manager drop kicked Ryan gosling. Ryan started to cry like a bitch and fell on the floor. All of the sudden a Bama fan walked in the newegg store, walked straight up the ryn gosling, pulled out his nuts and tea bagged gosling.

Ryan cried