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re: OT: Freshman bars
Posted on 6/29/14 at 4:40 pm to DirtyDawg
Posted on 6/29/14 at 4:40 pm to DirtyDawg
Let me tell you this...there is not easier time to hook up with a girl at a bar than the first 2 weeks of school. Freshmen girls are experiencing their first taste of freedom and flip their slut switch they'd kept off until now. It's honestly criminal how easy it is to get laid in those first 2-3 weeks. Live at Bourbon in August. Thank me later.
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Posted on 6/29/14 at 5:00 pm to gatorhata9
Dirty, dont be fooled. If you look really young, its not that easy.
And even if you do get in, the quality whores will be taken by your superiors. Youll be intimidated and awkward. You might get a number or two.
Your first year should be focused on academics and social networking (clubs, frats, comedy scene, music, whatever).
In your second year, after having an established network and solid gpa, then you can branch out into pussy fricking.
Like most freshmen, you breezed througj HS and have a great gpa, ie u got into uga.
College level coursework can be a shock to alot of kids. Not because you are dumb, but because you are smart and have never been challenged academically.
Get on campus, get your shite together.
And even if you do get in, the quality whores will be taken by your superiors. Youll be intimidated and awkward. You might get a number or two.
Your first year should be focused on academics and social networking (clubs, frats, comedy scene, music, whatever).
In your second year, after having an established network and solid gpa, then you can branch out into pussy fricking.
Like most freshmen, you breezed througj HS and have a great gpa, ie u got into uga.
College level coursework can be a shock to alot of kids. Not because you are dumb, but because you are smart and have never been challenged academically.
Get on campus, get your shite together.
Posted on 6/29/14 at 5:06 pm to deeprig9
But my oats need to be spread
Posted on 6/29/14 at 5:08 pm to DirtyDawg
Thats why you wear flip flops to the bathroom in Russell Hall
Posted on 6/29/14 at 5:20 pm to deeprig9
I saw a guy walk out of the Brumby bathroom at orientation bare foot. I almost threw up at the thought of it 
Posted on 6/29/14 at 5:21 pm to deeprig9
Posted on 6/29/14 at 5:38 pm to deeprig9
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Dirty, dont be fooled. If you look really young, its not that easy.
Trust me, Dirty, it is.
Posted on 6/29/14 at 5:40 pm to gatorhata9
Bouncers won't care. You'll stand out to cops though so if you look young you have to behave a little more.
Posted on 6/29/14 at 5:57 pm to DirtyDawg
It's really easy to get in trust me, most of the bouncers don't really care as long as you aren't acting like a dumbass. I was actually having this conversation the other day with one of my friends, one of them got caught with a fake ID in Athens by a bouncer and all she did was laugh at how bad his fake was. Also I'm really good friends with a guy I grew up with who is currently working as a bouncer at a bar (can't remember which one), so I'm sure there won't be much trouble getting in anywhere.
Posted on 6/29/14 at 5:58 pm to DirtyDawg
quote:Gross
I saw a guy walk out of the Brumby bathroom at orientation bare foot. I almost threw up at the thought of it
Posted on 6/29/14 at 6:00 pm to Lord of the Board
Is Brumby a guys dorm now? That would be a shame.
Posted on 6/29/14 at 6:05 pm to tween the hedges
I think it still might be a girls dorm, but everybody stays there for orientation
Posted on 6/29/14 at 6:38 pm to tween the hedges
Brumby is coed now
Posted on 6/29/14 at 7:16 pm to tween the hedges
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if you look young
Just rock some stubble. It'll add a couple of years. But yeah most bars don't care about age. Also, get the Dixie Lemonade at Generals.
Posted on 6/29/14 at 7:28 pm to dawgRUSH
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Just rock some stubble. It'll add a couple of years. But yeah most bars don't care about age. Also, get the Dixie Lemonade at Generals.
This isn't true. Unless you are a girl.
If you are a boy, you better have a really great fake id or be rolling with some older dudes that will vouch for you.
You ain't walking in anywhere downtown on day one as a 17 or 18 year old boy and getting drunk in a bar.
Posted on 6/29/14 at 7:28 pm to dawgRUSH
Yea, I grew a beard freshman year and never turned back. Worked well for me.
Posted on 6/29/14 at 7:31 pm to Red&Black
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On The Rocks
Worked there for a year. I didn't give 2 shits
More tips for me was the way I justified it
Posted on 6/29/14 at 7:42 pm to deeprig9
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If you are a boy, you better have a really great fake id or be rolling with some older dudes that will vouch for you.
You don't need a great fake id. As long as it's not blatantly obvious it's fake it'll work.
Posted on 6/29/14 at 7:43 pm to dawgRUSH
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You don't need a great fake id. As long as it's not blatantly obvious it's fake it'll work.
So I guess I should put the glue, construction paper, and scissors back in my desk?
Posted on 6/29/14 at 7:50 pm to DirtyDawg
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So I guess I should put the glue, construction paper, and scissors back in my desk?
Too much effort to make one when you'll be able to find one easily in Athens.
Also, have fun with pledgeship. It's a blast.
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