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Ohio man (not from Alabama) arrested for having sex with pool float . . . again
Posted on 6/11/14 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 6/11/14 at 10:09 pm
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Posted on 6/11/14 at 10:12 pm to Bham4Tide
says Ohio?
Posted on 6/11/14 at 10:26 pm to Bham4Tide
Really doesn't seem fair, women been having sex with pool jets for decades.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 10:29 pm to Bham4Tide
How is this sex?
It is aggressive masturbating
It is aggressive masturbating
Posted on 6/11/14 at 10:33 pm to DirtyDawg
I would have destroyed that pool float
Posted on 6/11/14 at 10:34 pm to Bham4Tide
What did he violate Alabama's anti sex toy laws? Would a pool float present a loop 'hoe or sech...
Posted on 6/11/14 at 10:35 pm to MIZ_COU
His shirt says it all.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 10:37 pm to Bham4Tide
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Alabama man arrested for having sex with pool float .
I did this once. Not bad.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 11:18 pm to Bham4Tide
The pool float was asking for it.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:47 am to Bham4Tide
The mugshot is exactly how I imagined.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:50 am to PowerTool
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In 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.
Damn, the dude is like the Vikings of inflatable devices. He be rapin and pillaging every bodies floaties.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 5:57 am to Bham4Tide
He's from Ohio.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 6:56 am to Bham4Tide
Posted on 6/12/14 at 7:05 am to AmericusDawg
A good example why legalized prostitution would be a benefit to society. There are many folks who lack the necessary social skills and physical appearance to successfully respond to the natural drives of the human being. 
Posted on 6/12/14 at 9:11 am to BarberitosDawg
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What did he violate Alabama's anti sex toy laws?
Alabama's sex toy law does not apply to citizens of Ohio who are publicly copulating with a pool toy in the state of Ohio.
The perv doesn't appear to be from Alabama and the incident did not happen in Alabama.
Apparently the OP saw the headline on an Alabama TV station's website and decided to post the link here before reading the story.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:22 pm to JustGetItRight
Ooops. You are right. I saw the town of Hamilton, from a north Alabama station's site, and just figured it was from Alabama.
My bad.
My bad.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:28 pm to Bham4Tide
Easy to understand why you'd want to claim him.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:58 pm to Bham4Tide
Well, at least he didn't pick up a gun and go shooting up a school or place of business. I'd much rather read about a guy humping a pool toy than committing a mass murder.
I hope Ohio will get him some help. He's suffering.
I hope Ohio will get him some help. He's suffering.
This post was edited on 6/12/14 at 12:59 pm
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:02 pm to Bham4Tide
Was it like an arm floatie or something?
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:06 pm to Bham4Tide
If it would have been down here in Bama, the cops would have just arrested the float on prostitution charges.
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