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What are the funniest real names you've ever heard?

Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:07 pm
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:07 pm
I work with mail, so I've seen many great names over the years, But my favorite ones of all time are:

Quechee Shaver & Dong Butter
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:09 pm to
I just saw a good one... Laporchia SoBeautiful Franklin.

She is not beautiful.
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 2:10 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:12 pm to
Boris Said (NASCAR driver).

Not drop dead hilarious I know, but I still chuckle when I see his name pop up on screen
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:13 pm to
I used to work with a girl who had twin daughters named Diamond and Platinum. It always made me laugh when she talked about what hellions they were.
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:13 pm to
Come on tbird you should know a few

:noracist:
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

Boris Said (NASCAR driver).


Possibly the 2nd greatest NASCAR name behind Dick Trickle.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

Come on tbird you should know a few

:noracist:




I probably do and they're just not coming to me at the moment
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:19 pm to
There was a Pakistani student in one of my Econ classes named Pranesh Dikshit. He was a fun guy. Great sense of humor. We called him PD.
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 2:20 pm
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:24 pm to
I've served with a Maj. Dick Holder.

I still chuckle...
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:28 pm to
Richard Dykes

which would shave down to "DIck Dykes"
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

Come on tbird you should know a few





* bhp peeks into room, quietly closes door and tip-toes away *
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:36 pm to


Get back here BHP! I need backup. Brotha down! Brotha down!
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 2:38 pm
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10203 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:37 pm to
Richard Trickle, the race car driver.

quote:


Possibly the 2nd greatest NASCAR name behind Dick Trickle.




Indeed
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 2:38 pm
Posted by TupeloReb
Member since Nov 2012
10743 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:43 pm to
There's a "uniquah" (unique-uh) at my school
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:53 pm to
*gets on twitter... see's this... sign from the SECR gods to post this*

Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

Get back here BHP! I need backup. Brotha down! Brotha down!



Learn to close the door. You don't have to walk into every room you peep into.
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

Learn to close the door. You don't have to walk into every room you peep into.


My damn curiosity always gets the better of me
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

curiosity always gets the better of me


Something something, aggy joke.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:01 pm to
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