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Hugo's Tip of the Day: Never Fap with Shampoo.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 5:32 pm
Posted on 4/25/14 at 5:32 pm
Learned this one the hard way back in the day with PertPlus.
And if you want to know why...
And if you want to know why...
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Posted on 4/25/14 at 5:33 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
No shite 
Posted on 4/25/14 at 5:36 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Posted on 4/25/14 at 5:37 pm to Roger Klarvin
Let's take this base I use to clean myself and rub it on my penis.
Winning logic.
Winning logic.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 5:37 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Stay away from exfoliating lotion as well
Posted on 4/25/14 at 5:38 pm to Agforlife
Wimp.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 5:38 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
I can't get my dick in the bottle anyway
Posted on 4/25/14 at 5:46 pm to MIZ_COU
I do it in the shower to the bottom six inches. Never had a problem.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 5:49 pm to Stacked
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I do it in the shower to the bottom six inches. Never had a problem.
So kind of like playing the air guitar.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 5:51 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
And another thing. To the no difference between spanking and hitting thread. I've been with a girl who wanted both done to her and as it pertained to the orgasm she would have, there's definitely a difference between the two of them. She was a little crazy though.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 5:59 pm to Stacked
Pert will also take the clear coat off your car. Try it.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 6:08 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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back in the day
uh huh...back in the day as in earlier in this day
Posted on 4/25/14 at 6:18 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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So kind of like playing air guitar
Posted on 4/25/14 at 6:40 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Never clean your dick with hand sanitizer.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 6:48 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Checking in...still no fap and no porn for me.
14 days.
14 days.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 6:49 pm to wmr
You must have a major problem.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 6:50 pm to Bulldog288
It's awesome for razor burn though.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 9:16 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Olive oil or K-Y, only way to go.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 10:16 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
So kind of off topic, but if I can help anyone out it will be worth it. I've banged litterally hundreds of girls. Most of these have been disgusting whores, yet I'm free of all DRD's. This is even more impressive when you factor in that I rarely wrap it up because condoms are for homos.
So now you're saying, "roadhouse, you should have cauliflower dick like a mofo - why don't you?"
Well I'll tell you - the secret is dousing your johnson in Listerine immediately after doing the deed. If you rarely go more than 5 minutes like me, then it will kill anything immediatly and your total exposure has been minimal.
No, I'm not joking with this post and yes it burns quite a bit, but if you like to live dangerously, keeping a travel sized bottle of Listerine in your glove box will save you from penicillin shots down the road.
So now you're saying, "roadhouse, you should have cauliflower dick like a mofo - why don't you?"
Well I'll tell you - the secret is dousing your johnson in Listerine immediately after doing the deed. If you rarely go more than 5 minutes like me, then it will kill anything immediatly and your total exposure has been minimal.
No, I'm not joking with this post and yes it burns quite a bit, but if you like to live dangerously, keeping a travel sized bottle of Listerine in your glove box will save you from penicillin shots down the road.
This post was edited on 4/25/14 at 10:18 pm
Posted on 4/25/14 at 10:18 pm to roadhouse
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Yes, I'm joking with this post.
FIFY
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