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Posted on 4/25/14 at 10:44 pm to TeLeFaWx
I like a nice threesome fap session. Place a 6" slice of watermelon on a bowl of mashed potatoes w/ gravy. Go to town. I like the warm feel of the taters and the simultaneous cold feel of the watermelon. 4 or 5" deep in both at the same time. After we are finished, I let the closest living thing finish me for 2nds.
Youre welcome.
Youre welcome.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 10:55 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Actually had a dumbass friend of mine try this in high school............he couldn't believe it didn't workout well
Notice I said "dumbass friend"
Notice I said "dumbass friend"
This post was edited on 4/25/14 at 10:57 pm
Posted on 4/25/14 at 10:56 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
I had a buddy use shampoo as lube when he tried to frick his GF in the arse once. He regretted it.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 11:02 pm to Patton
I wouldn't think she had a very good time either.....
Posted on 4/25/14 at 11:37 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Good times were not had by either party.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 11:42 pm to NATidefan
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Olive oil or K-Y, only way to go.
Both of those suck. If you've got to use natural oil, use coconut oil. It starts out as a solid, but has a very low melting point so it becomes a liquid within seconds. As for the K-Y, just go to the sex shop and get some Wet or ID Glide. K-Y sucks in comparison.
This post was edited on 4/26/14 at 1:00 am
Posted on 4/26/14 at 12:08 am to Tantal
Wet works well.
Posted on 4/26/14 at 12:22 am to Hugo Stiglitz
I always use chocolate syrup
Posted on 4/26/14 at 12:24 am to SwayzeBalla
I just do it dry, no lube. Works just fine and is no hassle.
Posted on 4/26/14 at 12:41 am to Patton
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I had a buddy use shampoo as lube when he tried to frick his GF in the arse once. He regretted it.
Shampoo works as long as you avoid the hole. I've used it plenty of times with no problem. If you're putting it in the arse, it'll get in there, but as far as rubbing one out, you can avoid it if you're smart.
Posted on 4/26/14 at 1:34 am to Tantal
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Both of those suck. If you've got to use natural oil, use coconut oil. It starts out as a solid, but has a very low melting point so it becomes a liquid within seconds. As for the K-Y, just go to the sex shop and get some Wet or ID Glide. K-Y sucks in comparison.
Never tried any of the others, so I won't argue.
Posted on 4/26/14 at 1:37 am to TeLeFaWx
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WTF?
Don't knock it til you tried it.
Way better than vaseline, lotion, conditioner, baby oil, spit, etc.. Those are just gonna lead to what the OP said. It burns.
Posted on 4/26/14 at 2:32 am to Bulldog288
Or dish soap.
Posted on 4/26/14 at 4:50 am to Hugo Stiglitz
Duly noted.
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