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Jared Lorenzen reminisces on his college days...
Posted on 4/15/14 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 4/15/14 at 7:40 pm
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@JaredLorenzen22: I'll tell u what the NCAA really lucked out that I don't have any eligibility left.
PLEASE tell me this is his real Twitter account.
ETA: The tweet is in reference to the free food rule for college athletes.
This post was edited on 4/15/14 at 7:41 pm
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 7:41 pm to TTsTowel
Definitely his real account. Jared would have bankrupted UK Athletics if he were given unlimited meals/swipes.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 7:42 pm to TTsTowel
What do you call the Kentucky offense he played in? Was it still the proto-Air Raid, or had they changed completely by then?
Posted on 4/15/14 at 7:44 pm to JDHLaw
Posted on 4/15/14 at 7:46 pm to TTsTowel
Posted on 4/15/14 at 7:46 pm to DoUrden
Posted on 4/15/14 at 7:47 pm to TTsTowel
He sounds like Uncle Rico.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 7:50 pm to TTsTowel
Posted on 4/15/14 at 7:53 pm to TTsTowel
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:01 pm to DoUrden
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:03 pm to TTsTowel
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:35 pm to TTsTowel
I like when fat people make fun of themselves. I don't feel as bad when I'm laughing at their girth. NAH MEAN?
This post was edited on 4/15/14 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:44 pm to TTsTowel
Hefty Lefty
The Battleship
QBese
Pillsbury Throwboy
WE WERE ALL WITNESSES
The Battleship
QBese
Pillsbury Throwboy
WE WERE ALL WITNESSES
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:53 pm to Tornado Alley
Round Mound of Touchdown
J. Load
He Ate Me
The Abominable Throwman
Quarter(got)back
J. Load
He Ate Me
The Abominable Throwman
Quarter(got)back
Posted on 4/15/14 at 9:06 pm to TTsTowel
I saw this and died
Posted on 4/15/14 at 9:52 pm to TTsTowel
He's hilarious and worth the follow.
All hail the Round Mound of Touchdown.
All hail the Round Mound of Touchdown.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 9:54 pm to BluegrassBelle
He was also an above average QB during his playing days, and a SB champion to boot. All hail Hefty Lefty!
Posted on 4/15/14 at 10:09 pm to TTsTowel
Posted on 4/15/14 at 10:10 pm to TTsTowel
The man who successfully changed the title from Quarterback to Quarterpounder.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 10:25 pm to pivey14
You have to pull for the fat guys when you can
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