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From elite dawgs - I'm starting to think a cult is forming
Posted on 4/5/14 at 9:12 am
Posted on 4/5/14 at 9:12 am
So the ancestors of miss state fans were all all loyalist?
"There is an entirely different thought process and culture involved with both fanbases and pervades both campuses. OM fans and alum have to maintain this image of wealth, power, the charm and gentility of the Old South. It's what people expect of them, and it's they give them. However, all the Old South ever was, really, was a chimera, smoke and mirrors from the start. Behind that massive, white washed plantation house was thousands of unwilling servants, poor white people, and the concentration of wealth and power in the hands of a few so tightly that it would make Soviet Russia blush, all tumbling together in a massive powder keg of social tension. That culture was so top heavy that it could never last, and it didn't.
Now, fast forward a century-and-a-half, and you have the crumbling facade of that culture. Ole Miss is the same white washed plantation, but the master and mistress that once owned it are now living well above their income shining and washing things bought on exorbitant credit all so the neighbors, the prying eyes of the outside world--God forbid--never cross the threshold and see that inside the old structure is nothing but rotted floors and angry ghosts that were even faker and more pretentious than it's current occupants.
You can buy all of the Sperry Topsiders and hang as many chandeliers as there are branches in the grove and never recreate that time so long ago that was never more than a mirage anyway. Lipstick on a pig don't make it no less swine.
At State, we are what we are. We're common folks. We've never been ashamed of that, and we never will."
"There is an entirely different thought process and culture involved with both fanbases and pervades both campuses. OM fans and alum have to maintain this image of wealth, power, the charm and gentility of the Old South. It's what people expect of them, and it's they give them. However, all the Old South ever was, really, was a chimera, smoke and mirrors from the start. Behind that massive, white washed plantation house was thousands of unwilling servants, poor white people, and the concentration of wealth and power in the hands of a few so tightly that it would make Soviet Russia blush, all tumbling together in a massive powder keg of social tension. That culture was so top heavy that it could never last, and it didn't.
Now, fast forward a century-and-a-half, and you have the crumbling facade of that culture. Ole Miss is the same white washed plantation, but the master and mistress that once owned it are now living well above their income shining and washing things bought on exorbitant credit all so the neighbors, the prying eyes of the outside world--God forbid--never cross the threshold and see that inside the old structure is nothing but rotted floors and angry ghosts that were even faker and more pretentious than it's current occupants.
You can buy all of the Sperry Topsiders and hang as many chandeliers as there are branches in the grove and never recreate that time so long ago that was never more than a mirage anyway. Lipstick on a pig don't make it no less swine.
At State, we are what we are. We're common folks. We've never been ashamed of that, and we never will."
This post was edited on 4/5/14 at 9:16 am
Posted on 4/5/14 at 9:13 am to Badge
I didn't read.
Shut the frick up
Shut the frick up
Posted on 4/5/14 at 9:15 am to Badge
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At State, we are what we are. We're leg humpers. We've never been ashamed of that, and we never will.
FIFY
ETA: OM/MS board
This post was edited on 4/5/14 at 9:17 am
Posted on 4/5/14 at 9:17 am to Hardy_Har
In the middle of his treatise he got confused. "Lipstick on a pig"? I thought you were talking about Ole Miss, not Arkansas.
Posted on 4/5/14 at 9:25 am to Badge
So the title and lead sentence have nothing to do with the body of what you wrote. Very random.
Posted on 4/5/14 at 9:28 am to Badge
What the frick compels someone to sit down and write that? So fricking weird.
Posted on 4/5/14 at 9:35 am to Badge
"elite dawgs" is a frickibg stupid forum name. And everyone will think it's about Georgia at first
Posted on 4/5/14 at 9:37 am to Badge
elite dawns has a fascination with the Ole Miss Illuminati. Don't pay them any attention.
Posted on 4/5/14 at 9:38 am to anc
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Don't pay them any attention.
But it's the funniest board on the internet
Posted on 4/5/14 at 9:39 am to Badge
That was written pretty well until the whole "Lipstick on a pig don't make it no less swine."
Posted on 4/5/14 at 9:53 am to Badge
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At State, we are what we are. We're common folks. We've never been ashamed of that, and we never will."
I can agree with this 100%
Posted on 4/5/14 at 10:02 am to Grateful Reb
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What the frick compels someone to sit down and write that? So fricking weird.
Their obsession with Ole Miss and their moral superiority complex. They're convinced that they're virtuous and good, and that we're evil, conniving elitists. This is just par for the course for elite dawgs which, as we know, is a place where fricking clitassbigotdawg is an e-celebrity.
Posted on 4/5/14 at 10:04 am to Al Bundy Bulldog
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I can agree with this 100%
Shut the frick up, Al.
The whole "we're just good ol' salt of the earth folks" is as contrived and disingenuous as Ole Miss fans saying "we're not snobs; we're just better than you." It's all fricking stupid bullshite that the dumber portions of our fan bases say in order to feel better about themselves.
I guess then, considering that, it's not hard to see why you'd agree with it 100%.
This post was edited on 4/5/14 at 10:05 am
Posted on 4/5/14 at 10:23 am to Badge
From my own, LIMITED experience, this is true.
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