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Posted on 4/2/14 at 8:13 pm
Posted on 4/2/14 at 8:13 pm
There was a hunter in the woods, who, after a long day hunting, was in the middle of an immense forest. It was getting dark, and having lost his bearings, he decided to head in one direction until he was clear of the increasingly oppressive foliage. After what seemed like hours, he came across a cabin in a small clearing. Realizing how dark it had grown, he decided to see if he could stay there for the night. He approached, and found the door ajar. Nobody was inside. The hunter flopped down on the single bed, deciding to explain himself to the owner in the morning.
As he looked around the inside of the cabin, he was surprised to see the walls adorned by several portraits, all painted in incredible detail. Without exception, they appeared to be staring down at him, their features twisted into looks of hatred and malice. Staring back, he grew increasingly uncomfortable. Making a concerted effort to ignore the many hateful faces, he turned to face the wall, and exhausted, he fell into a restless sleep.
The next morning, the hunter awoke — he turned, blinking in unexpected sunlight. Looking up, he discovered that the cabin had no portraits, only windows.
As he looked around the inside of the cabin, he was surprised to see the walls adorned by several portraits, all painted in incredible detail. Without exception, they appeared to be staring down at him, their features twisted into looks of hatred and malice. Staring back, he grew increasingly uncomfortable. Making a concerted effort to ignore the many hateful faces, he turned to face the wall, and exhausted, he fell into a restless sleep.
The next morning, the hunter awoke — he turned, blinking in unexpected sunlight. Looking up, he discovered that the cabin had no portraits, only windows.
Posted on 4/2/14 at 9:01 pm to Vols&Shaft83
That was a complete waste of time.
Posted on 4/2/14 at 9:03 pm to Landmass
ok campfire story i guess
This post was edited on 4/2/14 at 9:04 pm
Posted on 4/2/14 at 9:10 pm to MouseHouseReb
hunter = goldilocks
portraits = 3 bears
portraits = 3 bears
Posted on 4/2/14 at 10:31 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Where are the accompanying gifs?
Posted on 4/2/14 at 10:35 pm to MIZ_COU
It's my birthday. No time for orgies today.
Posted on 4/2/14 at 10:41 pm to Dawggy_Style
quote:
It's my birthday.
Do something you might regret
Posted on 4/2/14 at 10:43 pm to MIZ_COU
Well, I am half drunk at the bar....
Posted on 4/2/14 at 10:46 pm to Dawggy_Style
Well do the other half and start talking to the laaaadies...
Posted on 4/2/14 at 10:49 pm to MIZ_COU
Umm,yeah, I'm a chick, but thanks for playing.
Posted on 4/2/14 at 10:52 pm to Dawggy_Style
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Umm,yeah, I'm a chick, but thanks for playing.
Posted on 4/2/14 at 10:56 pm to Dawggy_Style
Well happy birthday. 40 is the new 30
Posted on 4/2/14 at 11:02 pm to Patton
frick off. frick 40. I'm nowhere close to 40. Not THAT close anyway
Posted on 4/2/14 at 11:08 pm to Dawggy_Style
just giving you shite
Posted on 4/2/14 at 11:15 pm to Patton
Yeah, well, obviously I can glimpse 40 from here or I wouldn't be defensive.
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