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Do you shite bare-assed on a public toilet?
Posted on 1/20/14 at 8:21 pm
Posted on 1/20/14 at 8:21 pm
Yes or no?
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 8:23 pm to BradPitt
I lay TP on the seat.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 8:24 pm to BradPitt
As a blanket statement, no. However, I have been known to just drop trau and go in a real knee buckling emergency, but usually the hover trick does well if the urgency calls for cutting out the arse gasket altogether.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 8:25 pm to DiamondReb
It's my rear, not my tongue.
I mean I look for poop, pee, and hyperdemic needles before I sit but my rear isn't too good for a toilet.
I mean I look for poop, pee, and hyperdemic needles before I sit but my rear isn't too good for a toilet.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 8:28 pm to BradPitt
Only when I have explosive diarrhea 
Posted on 1/20/14 at 8:29 pm to BradPitt
No.
A heavy layer of TP goes down before my arse.
A heavy layer of TP goes down before my arse.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 8:30 pm to BradPitt
no
Posted on 1/20/14 at 8:31 pm to DiamondReb
quote:
I lay TP on the seat.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 8:31 pm to BradPitt
Not just no, but hell no. I'd lay a brown trout on the floor before I'd sit on the Throne of Death. I have squatted on a public throne before, though. Not sure I could do that anymore.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 8:41 pm to BradPitt
If it looks clean I will.
If it has piss all over it (or something else) I won't even use the toilet.
If it has piss all over it (or something else) I won't even use the toilet.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 8:45 pm to BradPitt
I will only shite at home or work. Anywhere else is a non starter.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 8:53 pm to deltaland
I'm the same.
Take a look and make a judgement. My hands are probably dirtier than the toilet seat, unless I can see some disgusting sitting on it.
Take a look and make a judgement. My hands are probably dirtier than the toilet seat, unless I can see some disgusting sitting on it.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 8:54 pm to BradPitt
I used to squat until about 2 years ago when I just decided to wipe the seat with toilet paper and then sit.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 8:55 pm to PrivatePublic
Same here. Body just won't do it
Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:08 pm to olemiss5931
There is a bag of sugarless gummy bears that states differently
Posted on 1/20/14 at 10:27 pm to deltaland
quote:
If it looks clean I will.
If it has piss all over it (or something else) I won't even use the toilet.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 10:30 pm to Duke
quote:
Take a look and make a judgement. My hands are probably dirtier than the toilet seat, unless I can see some disgusting sitting on it.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 10:52 pm to BradPitt
Is a work toilet considered public? I go bare arse on it when I'm in a pinch. It's cleaned at 5am every morning so I don't feel quite as dirty.
Anywhere else though and it's a definite hell no. I don't even like pissing in public restrooms often times.
Anywhere else though and it's a definite hell no. I don't even like pissing in public restrooms often times.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 10:52 pm to BradPitt
No.
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