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re: Do you shite bare-assed on a public toilet?
Posted on 1/20/14 at 10:53 pm to Arkla Missy
Posted on 1/20/14 at 10:53 pm to Arkla Missy
Sammy Hill does.. 
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 10:54 pm to Ole Geauxt
Posted on 1/20/14 at 10:55 pm to Arkla Missy
well???
well???
well???
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Posted on 1/21/14 at 12:00 am to 3nOut
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It's my rear, not my tongue. I mean I look for poop, pee, and hyperdemic needles before I sit but my rear isn't too good for a toilet.
Posted on 1/21/14 at 12:10 am to GatorReb
Thats pretty much the way I look at it. It's just skin, no different than using a doorknob.
Posted on 1/21/14 at 1:04 am to genro
As a guy I can piss on shrubs and like bears I can drop a loaf in the trees. Bears do sh*t in the woods, but they don't use TP like in the commercials.
Posted on 1/21/14 at 6:32 am to BradPitt
Yep. If the general cleanliness of the bathroom is poor, I'll lay some TP down, but that is rare. My body is on a clock and the Cosby kids are ready to go to the pool around the same time every day, so I'm rarely caught off guard.
I used to have really bad IBS so I got over my fear of public shitters really easily.
I used to have really bad IBS so I got over my fear of public shitters really easily.
Posted on 1/21/14 at 7:07 am to BradPitt
Yes. It's not like I go licking my arse afterwards.
Posted on 1/21/14 at 7:50 am to BradPitt
Not just no, but HELL no.
I do not even shite at work. I shite at home. It's weird but that's just me. I see some of the nasty mother frickers that come out of the shitter at work and refuse to put my arse down on the same toilet.
I do not even shite at work. I shite at home. It's weird but that's just me. I see some of the nasty mother frickers that come out of the shitter at work and refuse to put my arse down on the same toilet.
Posted on 1/21/14 at 8:10 am to DynastyDawg
That reminds me of this place I used to work that had one, unisex bathroom. There were only 8 of us working there, and one lady was very attractive. This creepy guy would always go to the bathroom after she did. I was the first to notice it, and I pointed it out to another girl. It spread pretty quickly, and he was fired soon after.
Posted on 1/21/14 at 8:11 am to PrivatePublic
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I will only shite at home. Anywhere else is a non starter.
Posted on 1/21/14 at 9:24 am to BradPitt
In the rare occasion yes.. I'll use a pretty good amount of TP wiping the seat and whatever off and make sure the junk doesn't bump..
Posted on 1/21/14 at 10:02 am to BradPitt
Wipe the fricker off and have a seat. It ain't like I'm eating off the thing. I grew up on construction sites where all there was were porta shitters so an actual public restroom is pretty tame.
Posted on 1/21/14 at 10:26 am to Agforlife
Porta shitters on construction sites aren't too bad. Most people go in them to get high instead of shite anyways..
Posted on 1/21/14 at 10:38 am to Arkla Missy
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Arkla Missy
What happened to the Ellie Mae pic?
Posted on 1/21/14 at 10:44 am to DiamondReb
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I lay TP on the seat.
Posted on 1/21/14 at 11:47 am to Hardy_Har
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Most people go in them to get high instead of shite anyways..
Man forreal tho
Posted on 1/21/14 at 3:28 pm to BradPitt
Yes. I clean/wipe the lid first.
Posted on 1/21/14 at 4:23 pm to BradPitt
I wipe the seat off with tp then go bare arse. But I always carry germ x and apply it to my arse and hamstrings after I wipe
Posted on 1/21/14 at 5:31 pm to BradPitt
Hells nah!
I gots ta puts done dat chit paper on da toe-let. Gotta keep bham4tide'z azz and preevit areas all chiny and cleeen - frees froms da peepee an dem bugz dat wrap demself arount yous balls and mades yous goober scratch!
I gots ta puts done dat chit paper on da toe-let. Gotta keep bham4tide'z azz and preevit areas all chiny and cleeen - frees froms da peepee an dem bugz dat wrap demself arount yous balls and mades yous goober scratch!
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