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My friends girlfriend is pregnant.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 7:37 am
Posted on 1/15/14 at 7:37 am
How do I break the news to him?
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 7:45 am to Slippery Slope
do you want him to believe its his kid or your kid?
Posted on 1/15/14 at 7:47 am to Slippery Slope
Her job IMO...
Posted on 1/15/14 at 7:55 am to Hardy_Har
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Her job IMO
This
Posted on 1/15/14 at 7:59 am to Slippery Slope
Figure out the ratio.. Did she take the dick or did you give her the dick. Usually comes out to about 60/40 on those types of "ladies" (used loosely). Her job.
Unless she was passed out, then it would be 99/1 you giving the dick.. It's never 100. Your job.
Unless she was passed out, then it would be 99/1 you giving the dick.. It's never 100. Your job.
This post was edited on 1/15/14 at 8:00 am
Posted on 1/15/14 at 8:23 am to Slippery Slope
Are you implying that you knocked her up or is it his kid? If its his kid you have no responsibility there, you have to let her tell him. But if you knocked her up... I dont know. Dont lie about what happened, because that will only create issues. In that case, she was the one who cheated on him and is pregnant, she should tell him.
This post was edited on 1/15/14 at 9:11 am
Posted on 1/15/14 at 8:54 am to Slippery Slope
why do you know before him?
Posted on 1/15/14 at 8:57 am to mizzou18
Just tell him you knocked her up–and then tell him to have the chick get an abortion so you don't have to pay child support or whatever.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:32 am to TigerPanzer
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Just tell him you knocked her up–and then tell him to have the chick get an abortion so you don't have to pay child support or whatever
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:50 am to Slippery Slope
Unless the kid is going to be good enough to play a division 1 sport, you should encourage an abortion.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 10:04 am to Slippery Slope
This is a pretty good thread. I like it Slope
Posted on 1/15/14 at 10:31 am to Slippery Slope
You laugh at him and call him a stupid son of bitch
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:07 am to Slippery Slope
When you tell him, make sure you act out exactly what you did to her. You might even want to do it in slow motion so he knows exactly what you did.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:13 am to Slippery Slope
Tell him you planned on filling up her belly-button but couldn't find reverse. Honest mistake.. That and a six pack of craft beers outta 180 this whole situation.
Also, he's lucky y'all aren't brothers.. Would suck for him to be the uncle to the kid.. remind him of that.
Also, he's lucky y'all aren't brothers.. Would suck for him to be the uncle to the kid.. remind him of that.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:50 am to Hardy_Har
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Tell him you planned on filling up her belly-button but couldn't find reverse
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:58 am to Hardy_Har
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Also, he's lucky y'all aren't brothers.. Would suck for him to be the uncle to the kid.. remind him of that.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 12:07 pm to Slippery Slope
Hell blame it on him...tell him that she was going to give you a BJ but you knew she kissed him with that mouth
Posted on 1/15/14 at 12:14 pm to Hardy_Har
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Tell him you planned on filling up her belly-button but couldn't find reverse.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 12:30 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
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Unless the kid is going to be good enough to play a division 1 sport, you should encourage an abortion.
Agreedo
Posted on 1/15/14 at 12:31 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
agree
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