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re: My friends girlfriend is pregnant.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 12:47 pm to Slippery Slope
Posted on 1/15/14 at 12:47 pm to Slippery Slope
Go knock on his door with a recorder. once he answers, "come on in" walk off fast.. Should cover you in court.
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 3:20 pm to Slippery Slope
Good thing Mississippi has plenty of abortion clinics to choose fr...oh wait, nevermind.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 3:47 pm to Slippery Slope
You're heading down a slippery slope with this thread.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 7:56 pm to Slippery Slope
Go out on the town with a bunch of buddies. Bring up how much condom's suck but they're a necessary evil. When he says man me an my girl never use condoms you say "That's why she is Pregnant!". 
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:37 pm to trickydick12
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Go out on the town with a bunch of buddies. Bring up how much condom's suck but they're a necessary evil. When he says man me an my girl never use condoms you say "That's why she is Pregnant!".
I am guessing this is not a thread where your friend personally got his girl preggy, but if so this response is
Posted on 1/15/14 at 10:57 pm to Garfield
Abortion.
Also where are the pics of said broad???
Also where are the pics of said broad???
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:03 pm to Slippery Slope
Why the hell would you not use a condom if she's not on some sort of birth control? I'll never understand that.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:04 pm to Henry Jones Jr
The thrill of it, thrill of it
Posted on 1/16/14 at 6:36 am to Henry Jones Jr
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Why the hell would you not use a condom if she's not on some sort of birth control? I'll never understand that.
Remember the old adage that there's only enough blood in a man's body to operate 1 head at a time??? Make sense now???
Posted on 1/16/14 at 8:37 am to Slippery Slope
Alright, so you gonna tell us what really happened?
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:40 am to DynastyDawg
no i am not.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 12:37 pm to Slippery Slope
Must be good then. Carry on.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 12:47 pm to Slippery Slope
[Waits patiently for CatFan81 to find this thread...]
Posted on 1/16/14 at 1:00 pm to Hardy_Har
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Tell him you planned on filling up her belly-button but couldn't find reverse. Honest mistake..
just lol'd in class
Posted on 1/16/14 at 1:17 pm to Slippery Slope
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How do I break the news to him?
Get one of those planes that has a sign behind it to do a flyover.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 3:58 pm to Slippery Slope
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no i am not.
I am disappoint. Enquiring minds and all.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:05 pm to Slippery Slope
Aquire some ether, scissors, a shop vac, and wire hanger. Thank me later.
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