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Tis' the Season: What Would You Give Your Coach for Christmas

Posted on 12/23/13 at 7:41 pm
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 12/23/13 at 7:41 pm
Merry Chrismahanukwanzakah Everyone! It's that time of the year where we're all feeling warm and fuzzy with good will toward our fellow man

In the Spirit of Giving, I would provide Tony Barbee (Gus has everything he needs) with the coaching talent to get Auburn to the NCAA tournament. What would you give your coach?
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 7:43 pm to


I'd give him four of these trucks. One for every year that he's coached the best team in the country at Bama
This post was edited on 12/23/13 at 7:45 pm
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13893 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 7:44 pm to
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42610 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 7:44 pm to
A roster without holes in it.
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7785 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

Gus has everything he needs


You sure?

Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 7:46 pm to
That's wildly inappropriate

In regards to a dump truck full of debbie cakes, you don't want Saban putting to much weight on his tiny frame? Would fat Saban be as effective?
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 7:48 pm to
A man that has Kristi Malzahn by his side is an unstoppable force
This post was edited on 12/23/13 at 7:48 pm
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7785 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

A man that has Kristi Malzahn by his side is an unstoppable force




I definitely would not get in his way.
Posted by cornhat
Member since Feb 2011
3393 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 8:03 pm to

A luxury seat for Muschamp to watch last year's offense

And a ham...cause that's the nice thing to do
Posted by TupeloReb
Member since Nov 2012
10743 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 8:04 pm to
A play book full of plays not involving bubble screens.
Posted by warau
Member since Nov 2010
2576 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 8:05 pm to
LINEBACKERS
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118930 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 8:05 pm to
Calipari - A free throw shooting coach

Stoops - Time

Mitchell - A free throw shooting coach


Perhaps they could share one.
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 8:15 pm to
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LINEBACKERS

No. You'll take this nicely wrapped Jake Holland and you'll like it
quote:

Calipari - A free throw shooting coach

Why does Cal hate free throws
This post was edited on 12/23/13 at 8:17 pm
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
15649 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 8:22 pm to
I would give coach Coach grantham the dc a pink slip so I could save coach richt the disaster of 2014 before it happens.
This post was edited on 12/23/13 at 8:26 pm
Posted by AllBamaDoesIsWin
Member since Dec 2011
26725 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 8:24 pm to
I'd give Saban anything but an extra second of life....
This post was edited on 12/23/13 at 8:25 pm
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 8:31 pm to
A top 5 defense
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

A top 5 defense

I said gifts not miracles
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 8:35 pm to
Anything he wanted off this page:

Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

What would you give your coach for Christmas


A second.
Posted by WithaRebelYell
Bristol TN
Member since Jan 2013
4859 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 8:37 pm to
An orthodontist appointment.
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