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An open letter to Muschimp!
Posted on 11/24/13 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 11/24/13 at 12:06 pm
Dear Will,
When you first took the job at Ufag, I was upset. I didn’t like the idea of a former dawg coaching a team full of illiterate probated thugs. I didn’t like the fact that you promised a cocktail party win in your first year. I now realize that you had a larger mission in mind. You have now gone 0-3 in the cocktail party and after last night’s loss at home to DII Georgia Southern (my parent’s Alma Mater) I see the light. You were sent to Ufag to drop their program lower than a turd laden toilet. I want to now thank you for all that you have done. We both know that this week will be hard with Foley on your arse, an unpreventable arse beating waiting from the Criminoles and the fact that one of your inmates will break parole and bring you into one of those oh so uncomfortable meetings at the precinct. Just rest assured that you know Dawg nation is behind you and we now see the light. Hope to see you in Jacksonville next year, 0-4, thanks again and GO DAWGS!
Sincerely,
KC
Aka- Remington Dawg
When you first took the job at Ufag, I was upset. I didn’t like the idea of a former dawg coaching a team full of illiterate probated thugs. I didn’t like the fact that you promised a cocktail party win in your first year. I now realize that you had a larger mission in mind. You have now gone 0-3 in the cocktail party and after last night’s loss at home to DII Georgia Southern (my parent’s Alma Mater) I see the light. You were sent to Ufag to drop their program lower than a turd laden toilet. I want to now thank you for all that you have done. We both know that this week will be hard with Foley on your arse, an unpreventable arse beating waiting from the Criminoles and the fact that one of your inmates will break parole and bring you into one of those oh so uncomfortable meetings at the precinct. Just rest assured that you know Dawg nation is behind you and we now see the light. Hope to see you in Jacksonville next year, 0-4, thanks again and GO DAWGS!
Sincerely,
KC
Aka- Remington Dawg
This post was edited on 11/24/13 at 6:02 pm
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Posted on 11/24/13 at 2:40 pm to Remington Dawg
I don't think you will be seeing Will in Jacksonville next year. 
Posted on 11/24/13 at 2:43 pm to davesdawgs
apparently,,,he will be back and is fully supported by the AD,,there will be coaching changes made...according to the SECRANT
Posted on 11/24/13 at 3:33 pm to redandblackattack
The dreaded "vote of confidence" from the AD is often a bona fide kiss of death.
I was skeptical at first too, Remington. Now I know that Muschump is the Severus Snape of UGA
I was skeptical at first too, Remington. Now I know that Muschump is the Severus Snape of UGA
Posted on 11/24/13 at 4:08 pm to VoxDawg
He REALLY needs another year or thirteen! People talk like Charlie Strong would turn down the Ufag job because of some past issues or he has another destination in mind. Also don't forgett that USC is in the coaching hunt. If you think that Orgeron will get the job then I have some nice swamp land to show you that's for sale. I think USC will open the wallet for their next HC.
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:33 pm to Remington Dawg
Dear Will,
Times are tough, huh? It's really got to suck to have the nation laughing at you, right? Do you regret running your dick sucker off about your alma mater? You should, because you're not cut out for this head coaching thing. But in the spirit of Coach Richt we'll give you a second chance. Just a few conditions have to be met first.
1. You will publicly bow to Richt and kiss his ring, and apologize to the UGA faithful.
2. You will strip down to your white tightys and walk down Broad St. that's lined with people throwing rotten food/trash at you. You will be sucking your thumb the entire time.
3. At the end of the walk you'll reach the Archs. This is where you'll be flogged in front of your wife and children. Dooley has requested to show some mercy so we'll let you clinch your teeth on his nut rag. Afterwards you'll be tarred and feathered.
4. You will volunteer you wife to the defense so they can run train on her.
If you meet these conditions you'll have some form of employment with the university.
Times are tough, huh? It's really got to suck to have the nation laughing at you, right? Do you regret running your dick sucker off about your alma mater? You should, because you're not cut out for this head coaching thing. But in the spirit of Coach Richt we'll give you a second chance. Just a few conditions have to be met first.
1. You will publicly bow to Richt and kiss his ring, and apologize to the UGA faithful.
2. You will strip down to your white tightys and walk down Broad St. that's lined with people throwing rotten food/trash at you. You will be sucking your thumb the entire time.
3. At the end of the walk you'll reach the Archs. This is where you'll be flogged in front of your wife and children. Dooley has requested to show some mercy so we'll let you clinch your teeth on his nut rag. Afterwards you'll be tarred and feathered.
4. You will volunteer you wife to the defense so they can run train on her.
If you meet these conditions you'll have some form of employment with the university.
This post was edited on 11/24/13 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:36 pm to Buck2Lindsay
As long as we NEVER see him as one of our coaches. We don't need another hot head. Especially one that basically acted like he never went to Georgia or was raised here. Not a DGD anymore.
This post was edited on 11/24/13 at 5:46 pm
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:38 pm to RealDawg
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Not a DGD anymore.
Not sure he ever was.
Posted on 11/25/13 at 6:16 am to Buck2Lindsay
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Dear Will,
Times are tough, huh? It's really got to suck to have the nation laughing at you, right? Do you regret running your dick sucker off about your alma mater? You should, because you're not cut out for this head coaching thing. But in the spirit of Coach Richt we'll give you a second chance. Just a few conditions have to be met first.
1. You will publicly bow to Richt and kiss his ring, and apologize to the UGA faithful.
2. You will strip down to your white tightys and walk down Broad St. that's lined with people throwing rotten food/trash at you. You will be sucking your thumb the entire time.
3. At the end of the walk you'll reach the Archs. This is where you'll be flogged in front of your wife and children. Dooley has requested to show some mercy so we'll let you clinch your teeth on his nut rag. Afterwards you'll be tarred and feathered.
4. You will volunteer you wife to the defense so they can run train on her.
If you meet these conditions you'll have some form of employment with the university.
I realize this is all in good fun, but the idea of #4 is disgusting. Let's keep it somewhat civil and not act like a UF fan.
Posted on 11/25/13 at 6:30 am to Remington Dawg
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He REALLY needs another year or thirteen! People talk like Charlie Strong would turn down the Ufag job because of some past issues or he has another destination in mind. Also don't forgett that USC is in the coaching hunt. If you think that Orgeron will get the job then I have some nice swamp land to show you that's for sale. I think USC will open the wallet for their next HC.
Texas is looking also and Texas is WAAAAAYYYYY better financed than Florida (and everyone else for that matter). This is a bad year to be looking for a coach. On top of that UF was 11-1 last year weren't they? And they have 20 something scholarship players who have missed games or the entire season to injury? Florida may fire Muschamp but they aren't treating him fairly if they do....of course life aint fair so who knows.....
Posted on 11/25/13 at 6:34 am to RealDawg
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As long as we NEVER see him as one of our coaches. We don't need another hot head. Especially one that basically acted like he never went to Georgia or was raised here. Not a DGD anymore.
To hell with that bullshite....if Muschamp is available and we don't try to hire him as DC and fire the fat bastard we have now we will have made a monumental mistake.....Muschamp is a hell of a DC and he ain't going anywhere as a HC again and there ain't many better coordinator gigs in CFB than UGA because all you gotta do is win 9 games a year and even if your team shites the bed once a year your golden. Muschamp is a premier defensive coordinator....
Posted on 11/25/13 at 8:10 am to Remington Dawg
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Posted on 11/25/13 at 8:45 am to Remington Dawg
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Muschimp!
So funny, so clever.
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