The effort is there, spearheaded by Cock fans, but the newness of it is making it difficult for you guys. While its good to learn on our end that this stuff is also part of "life in the SEC" etc, you guys are going to some bland play calls, some stuff that applies to anybody cuz you don't have the background with us to know exactly how to needle these noobs. So to be a good sport, I will help you out just this one time.

Mind you, the SEC and the Rant are still relatively new to me too so I'm still learning customs between fanbases. But from what I gather, the closest thing to Mizzou's tendencies and track record amongst teams represented on here is Ole Miss...obviously the Rebs have worked hard to earn "WAOM" and "Ole Miss gonna Ole Miss" etc become calling cards on here that everyone knows exactly what they mean without even seeing the game or play in question. Mizzou's track record and general tendency is, umm, similar. So here is your buffet of options:

"They can still Mizzou this up": Foreshadowing/reminder of Mizzou's numbing history of heartbreak that should be uttered when things seem to be going so well. For instance, utter this to any normal Mizzou fan over the age of 25 or so when your team is trailing MU by, say, 17-0, and said Mizzou fan will assume the fetal position almost as a reflex action and start sputtering "northendzonenorthendzonenorthendzone." You'll learn why eventually.

"The Missouri groan": The trademark noise (followed immediately by lack thereof) that a stadium/arena/bar gathering makes at the precise moment that Mizzou does, in fact, Mizzou this up. You heard this during the "clank" escapade this weekend.

"Getting Missouried.": The impact Mizzou has on those in its fanbase who, despite warnings from their friends or their own common sense, start to believe that something special is going on, that Lucy won't yank the football away from our gold and black clad Charlie Browns THIS time or THIS year, that its safe to feel good about this and really have fun because what's the worst that could possibly hap-OUCH, OH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME AAARRGH.

"Fifth downed": Expression to use when Mizzou loses a close game in absurd fashion due to what MU fans are raving was horrible or unfair officiating of some kind. You won't see it from your far off computer screen, but the Mizzou fan you utter this to will start kicking his puppy/kitten upon having this comment added to his already enraged state.

"Tyus Edneyed": Expression to use when a startling Mizzou defensive collapse grasps defeat from the jaws of victory in the closing seconds. For instance, say your team just converted a 4th and 15 in overtime, just pepper in "LOL, Tyus Edneyed" and your nearest Missourian will start frothing at the mouth.

"Norfolkin' way!!": Expression to use when Mizzou does any or all of the above and it results in a loss to a random, no-name, third tier, third world, faceless, traditionless opponent, i.e. a Norfolk State, Troy, Rice, Northern Iowa, or Kentucky.