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Congrats on the win last night, Bengals, but I really do have a question...

Posted on 9/22/13 at 6:35 pm
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 6:35 pm
I understand that y'all pulled your starters on defense for most of the second half, but on the official stats I saw tackles credited to guys named Ego Ferguson, Jalen Mills, DJ Welter, Anthony Johnson, Jemauria Rasco, Lamin Barrow, T. White and Danielle Hunter on our fourth quarter drives.

My question is, how did you manage to find and recruit so many 2nd and 3rd stringers with identical names as your starters? I would think that would be especially difficult with guys named "Ego" and "Danielle"...

This post was edited on 9/22/13 at 6:54 pm
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 6:37 pm to
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Yes, that was urine
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Wrong Board
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Posted by BOSCEAUX
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Gerbils.
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 6:42 pm to
I really don't think there's a good answer.
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Posted by FearlessFreep
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 6:45 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/22/13 at 6:57 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 6:45 pm to
The trajectory is determined via highly secret urine bomb disgronificators which can hit a specific seat at 500 feet.
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Posted by FearlessFreep
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 6:47 pm to
Goddamn I hate posting from a fricking cellphone
Posted by BigAppleTiger
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 6:47 pm to
A very disingenuous way of trying to disguise your butthurtedness.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

I understand that y'all pulled your starters on defense for most of the second half


Myth of the year. Sure there will be more to come.
This post was edited on 9/22/13 at 6:51 pm
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Posted by America1776
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

My question is, how did you manage to find and recruit so many 2nd and 3rd stringers with identical names as your starters? I would think that would be especially difficult with guys named "Ego" and "Danielle"...


Fair question. See in LA, waffles are a very popular breakfast choice (best bang for your buck at Red Lobster). Now, the cheaper version of waffles are Eggo waffles, but the lesser well known Ego* waffle is more popular in some of the... cheaper area of town. So, instead of being from the "other side of the tracks," you're either an Eggo or Ego (it's a lot like West v East Egg). There are multiple Ego's on the team because most of the team is from LA and is either an Eggo or Ego. Those two players just happen to use that name in the program. Offensive? Depends how you like your frozen waffles.

Now with "Danielle"... can't help you there. He must've snuck back on the field for some extra reps, that motivated bastard.
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 6:54 pm to
Did you just ignore the names Safety Cory Thompson, Safety Micah Eugene, CB Dwayne Thomas, LB Kwon Alexander, LB Kendall Beckwith, CB Tredavious White, LB Lamar Louis, DE Danielle Hunter, and DT Quentin Thomas? They're second string. Allen starts over Hunter
This post was edited on 9/22/13 at 6:55 pm
Posted by Charter n Coke
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 6:56 pm to
Welcme to football OP. The term "pulling your starters" doesnt mean that none of the starters play. But if you want to justify your team getting man handled, be my guest
Posted by Grasshopper
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 7:05 pm to
OP jimmies = rustled.
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