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Auburn fan crashes car into kerosene pump.Claims to be Jesus Christ.

Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:26 pm
Posted by CrimsonFever
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:26 pm
Which one of you Barners is this?




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A Decatur man claimed he was Jesus Christ after crashing his car Wednesday in the Corr Wireless parking lot and uprooting a kerosene pump at the gas station next door, witnesses said.


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This post was edited on 2/14/13 at 2:34 pm
Posted by Jimmie Rustler
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:26 pm to
Jesus.
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:27 pm to
bama bangs, he is an undercover bama fan
Posted by bigpapamac
Mobile, AL
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:29 pm to
God thing.
Posted by weagle99
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:31 pm to
That's a Bama fan trying to discredit Auburn.


Posted by cyde
He gone
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

bama bangs

Incorrect.

Posted by 12
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:32 pm to
I'm just glad Jesus didn't get hurt.
Posted by Whack
AL
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:33 pm to
Wheres Kai when you need him?
Posted by elposter
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

Jesus


Is there a fricking echo in here?
Posted by CrimsonFever
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:35 pm to
According to police he was also rambling something about Auburn having 9 NCs.
Posted by NBamaAlum
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Posted by NYCAuburn
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quote:

According to police he was also rambling something about Auburn having 9 NCs.


he is certified insane then, we have 119
Posted by 228Tiger
Harrison County
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:37 pm to
Gotta love some Alabama
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:37 pm to
Damn it, R_o_y.
Posted by CrimsonFever
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:38 pm to
Unibarner.
Posted by NBamaAlum
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:38 pm to
The lady getting interviewed is an AU fan also it seems.
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

Damn it, R_o_y.

Posted by Something over there
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:38 pm to
He may be Jesus. Who knows
Posted by Wrenchruh
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:39 pm to
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Auburn fan crashes car into kerosene pump.Claims to be Jesus Christ.


Early favorite for thread title of the year.
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