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re: Auburn fan crashes car into kerosene pump.Claims to be Jesus Christ.
Posted on 2/14/13 at 3:38 pm to crimsonsaint
Posted on 2/14/13 at 3:38 pm to crimsonsaint
Dukes of Hazard style, nice.
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 3:41 pm to CrimsonFever
I actually think there was a real case study that was talking about a man who woke up one morning and thought he was God for the rest of his life.
Posted on 2/14/13 at 3:42 pm to Grizzly
"Well....looks like that Jesus boy found his wings and needs to do some praying right now."
Posted on 2/14/13 at 3:43 pm to Indfanfromcol
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I actually think there was a real case study that was talking about a man who woke up one morning and thought he was God for the rest of his life.
Posted on 2/14/13 at 3:44 pm to CrimsonFever
This guy said he was Jesus too...
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Posted on 2/14/13 at 3:45 pm to CrimsonFever
Decature prisin enternet is slo as hell!!!
Posted on 2/14/13 at 3:45 pm to crimsonsaint
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Police spokesman Lt. John Crouch said Minson was northbound on Sixth Avenue Southeast and apparently swerved to avoid traffic stopped at the 14th Street intersection.
Yeah he would've rear-ended my mom and step dad if he hadn't swerved.No shite.
Posted on 2/14/13 at 3:51 pm to CrimsonFever
The smile on the lady cop is priceless. Most thought Jim Chizik was Jesus until this year.
Posted on 2/14/13 at 3:56 pm to Schwaaz
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Most thought Jim Chizik was Jesus until this year.
Posted on 2/14/13 at 3:57 pm to Grizzly
He was coming in hot. please let there be security video of the wreck.
please let there be security video of the wreck. 
Posted on 2/14/13 at 3:57 pm to NBamaAlum
I had always pictured god as taller than 5 foot.
Posted on 2/14/13 at 4:08 pm to NbamaTiger90
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Well that interview went well. Just gotta survive a background check. But I'd be working with kids (which I love) and doing accounting stuff (which I'm good at). It's almost the exact same job in terms of hours, money, and responsibilities as the one I had last year that was pretty unfairly taken from me and sent me spinning for 8 months. But I'm much stronger now, much closer to God, and I've battled a lot of demons that were holding me back so I guess it all falls into the category of trusting God's timing. And if I don't get this one, at least I know these opportunities still exist for me. Just gotta be patient. God is great.
That and all his posts about just getting out of rehab. I think it's safe to say he's had a bit of a relapse.
Posted on 2/14/13 at 4:12 pm to CrimsonFever
God is an Auburn fan so this no surprise that JC is as well.
Lot of jelly in here
Lot of jelly in here
Posted on 2/14/13 at 4:12 pm to CrimsonFever
Even without the Auburn shirt I could have guessed he was either from Alabama or Mississippi. It's the bangs.
Posted on 2/14/13 at 4:17 pm to parkjas2001
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Lot of jelly in here
Whole lot.
Dude is sorta no damn joke and wasn't playing around when he was coming in hot (and heavy).
Posted on 2/14/13 at 4:17 pm to parkjas2001
No denying that boys got the spirit.
Posted on 2/14/13 at 4:19 pm to northshorebamaman
Haha I am from Decatur, wish I was home to see this go down
Posted on 2/14/13 at 4:47 pm to NYCAuburn
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bama bangs, he is an undercover bama fan
Those aren't Bama bangs... that's a fat dude with a bowl haircut.
This post was edited on 2/14/13 at 4:47 pm
Posted on 2/14/13 at 4:48 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
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Being in banland must be really taking a toll on TT's Towel.
That's honestly what I thought when I first read the article.
Then I remembered he's a ginger.
Posted on 2/14/13 at 5:04 pm to CrimsonFever
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