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Egg Bowl predictions
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:08 pm
Anyone aside from Engie and Fireman bold enough to let out some Egg Bowl predictions?
I'm not sure who will win as we are beaten up on both sides of the ball, but the home team dominates this series lately. So instead of scores, I'll just make a guess at what happens if either team wins:
If Ole Miss wins…
-CJ Johnson will run to the sideline and bite the head off of Bully and eat it like Ozzy Osbourne with the bat.
-Bo Wallace, as he is a patron saint, will give Dillon Day a Nutt Rag to wipe his tears and a bottle of L'Oreal so the dude can finally wash his hair.
-Robert Nkemdiche, the best d-lineman from the 2013 class by miles, will hollow out the Egg Bowl trophy and use it as a chalice to drink out of at The Library.
If State wins…
-Nickoe Whitley gets his shift covered at the Meridian Red Lobster to come and headbutt Bo once again.
-The entire team pawns their Atlantic-City-Wayne-Newton-Impersonator-esque jerseys to Cash4Gold and uses the money to make it rain at the Pony all night.
-Bundy is so blinded from elation at the event that he finally splurges on a gold picture frame to hang up his photo of Dak's nutsack. Sure it was out of his price range but if anyone deserves it…it's Dak's nutsack.
Anyone else?
I'm not sure who will win as we are beaten up on both sides of the ball, but the home team dominates this series lately. So instead of scores, I'll just make a guess at what happens if either team wins:
If Ole Miss wins…
-CJ Johnson will run to the sideline and bite the head off of Bully and eat it like Ozzy Osbourne with the bat.
-Bo Wallace, as he is a patron saint, will give Dillon Day a Nutt Rag to wipe his tears and a bottle of L'Oreal so the dude can finally wash his hair.
-Robert Nkemdiche, the best d-lineman from the 2013 class by miles, will hollow out the Egg Bowl trophy and use it as a chalice to drink out of at The Library.
If State wins…
-Nickoe Whitley gets his shift covered at the Meridian Red Lobster to come and headbutt Bo once again.
-The entire team pawns their Atlantic-City-Wayne-Newton-Impersonator-esque jerseys to Cash4Gold and uses the money to make it rain at the Pony all night.
-Bundy is so blinded from elation at the event that he finally splurges on a gold picture frame to hang up his photo of Dak's nutsack. Sure it was out of his price range but if anyone deserves it…it's Dak's nutsack.
Anyone else?
This post was edited on 11/27/14 at 1:09 pm
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:15 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
We get fricking slaughtered.
I no longer give a frick about this season. After that Arkansas performance it's obvious the team gives no shits so why should I.
I no longer give a frick about this season. After that Arkansas performance it's obvious the team gives no shits so why should I.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:18 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Ole Miss wins 30-17.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:41 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
We don't show up or show out and we get our arses handed to us and lose 69-0. Then Alabama blows their game to Auburn, Meanwhile Freeze has just struck a deal with Florida and is leaving us. Mississippi State goes on to win the SEC championship and win the CFB Playoffs while we lose to Boston College in the Music City Bowl.
This post was edited on 11/27/14 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 11/27/14 at 2:36 pm to Rebel Land Shark
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We don't show up or show out and we get our arses handed to us and lose 69-0. Then Alabama blows their game to Auburn, Meanwhile Freeze has just struck a deal with Florida and is leaving us. Mississippi State goes on to win the SEC championship and win the CFB Playoffs while we lose to Boston College in the Music City Bowl.
This would be so WAOM, I would question all existence.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 2:36 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
If Bo is off/hurt - State 34 Ole Miss 20
If Bo is on/healthy - Ole Miss 34 State 28
If Bo is on/healthy - Ole Miss 34 State 28
This post was edited on 11/27/14 at 3:16 pm
Posted on 11/27/14 at 3:12 pm to pivey14
I'm thinking Ole Miss wins this game outright or loses by a single point just based off the line. Public money is all over Mississippi State. Give me the home team in a rivalry game and 2.5 all day long. Vegas know what they're doing, I've seen this scenario play out far too many times
State 28
Ole Miss 27
In heartbreaking fashion
State 28
Ole Miss 27
In heartbreaking fashion
Posted on 11/27/14 at 3:15 pm to Oxford
Line up to 3.5 now. This is the most unsure I've ever felt about going into an Egg Bowl favored. Has the potential to be a complete WAMS.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 3:45 pm to pivey14
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WAMS
Posted on 11/27/14 at 3:51 pm to pivey14
Pivey, stop making sense. I'm trying to get my hate on. It makes it a lot more difficult when you're being reasonable.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 3:56 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Posted on 11/27/14 at 4:17 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Bo Wallace legacy game. Freeze opens the playbook when he's the underdog. Rebs finna eat.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 4:22 pm to RebelExpress38
Posted on 11/27/14 at 4:29 pm to RebelExpress38
Your endless optimism is...nope.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 4:33 pm to RebelExpress38
If Bo wins this game he will have a winning record against State. That will grind State fans worse than "Big Softie" winning the best lineman in the state.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 8:58 pm to Wanderin Reb
frick you. I wuv you, but frick this.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 2:51 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
State-31
Rebs-27
Rebs-27
Posted on 11/28/14 at 3:06 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
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predictions
I probably wont be watching
Posted on 11/28/14 at 5:27 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
My predictions: I'm gonna be that a-hole to start a Dak for Heisman chant when he throws his pick he is destined to throw in this game.
Also, 31-30 Ole Miss.
Also, 31-30 Ole Miss.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 6:19 pm to REBEL5 AC
Haha yeah sorry.
I've been trying to avoid posting because I just DGAF anymore and I don't wanna get on y'all's nerves.
I've been trying to avoid posting because I just DGAF anymore and I don't wanna get on y'all's nerves.
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